> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and
> during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?
>
> 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
>
> Jane explained to him what sex was.
>
> Tarzan said ' Oh,.....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
>
> Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
> how
> to do it properly.
>
> She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
>
> 'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
>
> Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
> stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
>
> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually
> she managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that for?'
>
> Tarzan replied, 'check for squirrel.
> during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?
>
> 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
>
> Jane explained to him what sex was.
>
> Tarzan said ' Oh,.....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
>
> Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
> how
> to do it properly.
>
> She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
>
> 'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
>
> Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
> stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
>
> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually
> she managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that for?'
>
> Tarzan replied, 'check for squirrel.
