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<blockquote data-quote="LUNCH" data-source="post: 91771" data-attributes="member: 113"><p>> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and</p><p>> during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?</p><p>></p><p>> 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.</p><p>></p><p>> Jane explained to him what sex was.</p><p>></p><p>> Tarzan said ' Oh,.....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'</p><p>></p><p>> Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you</p><p>> how</p><p>> to do it properly.</p><p>></p><p>> She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.</p><p>></p><p>> 'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'</p><p>></p><p>> Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,</p><p>> stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!</p><p>></p><p>> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually</p><p>> she managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that for?'</p><p>></p><p>> Tarzan replied, 'check for squirrel.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LUNCH, post: 91771, member: 113"] > When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and > during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ? > > 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. > > Jane explained to him what sex was. > > Tarzan said ' Oh,.....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.' > > Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you > how > to do it properly. > > She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. > > 'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.' > > Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, > stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! > > Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually > she managed to gasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that for?' > > Tarzan replied, 'check for squirrel. [/QUOTE]
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