Sold/Expired Wanted: Good Co-driver

InDaShop

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Co-driver who is a bad mother. It's a hard job. I don't think I could do it.

You can't miss a turn or a road hazard. You have to tell me the degree of the turn, the sharpness, and whether it opens or closes if it doesnt end normal. Mind you, this all requires you staring at a gps, while on occasions going over 100 mph, going through huge whoops, or sometimes both.

As if that isn't enough, you have to monitor all engine, tranny, fan, and convertor functions. You have to work that in there while you're running the radios, and talking to me and to the pits....and you better not miss a hazard or turn....we might die!!

Oh ya...and if we hit a rock or get a flat, you have to jump out and change that too all on your own. Then you have to get in the car and put the impact away, put your belts on, and close the window net...all while I'm pinning it out so no one passes us. Did I mention you have to work on the car if we break??? Well...you have to do that too.

I forgot to mention that when there is frustrated in the car, the co-dawgs usually take the brunt of that frustration

Basically looking for a mechanic, a navigator, and a therapist. As who ever is in the right seat is usually reassuring the me and talkng me down from about 100 ledges a race.
And lastly one who doesnt get sick and likes to puke in their helmet. OJ for breakfast is a bad idea, so if I have a Gland Slam with eggs, bacon, hashbrowns for breakfast, its probably not such a good idea if you have the same thing to. And if you do puke in your helmet have the courtesy to turn off your intercom, and dont tell me about it afterwards.

Me...steering wheel, gas, brake..... thumb.gif
 
I suppose you want them to build the car and pay for the racing too?
 
InDaShop said:
That was implied wasnt it :flipoff1:
He can swing the car, paying to race it is another thing all together. I don't get sick or scared, but my inexperience at the job made me less than desirable as I had never touched a GPS and didnt talk him down, I kept pinging ideas off him as to what was wrong with teh gauges. I know better now, but am a bit away from the action, and flying me in to every race is a spendy option.
Wyatt, specify they buy their own tickets and all of your beer :drinkers: :woody:
 
I forgot about bringing beer, but might as well add that in there, and if in Vegas, pay for the drivers hooker and blow. If not in Vegas be proficient at a good handjob.



Kelly did an awesome job for as slow as we were going back then. I only recall being frustrated once and it was inability to communicate when he was outside the car.
The above was cut, edited and added too from Race Dezert. the glut of which was from Danzio's Josh Daniel.
I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Co-dawg definately has the hardest job, handsdown.
 
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