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Whats the craziest thing you found in a car

5BrothersFabrication said:
Me and the ol lady went to a couples dildo party once, it was hot as fawk to see these chicks playing with em. The sales lady wasn't allowed to touch them in front of the men legally, it's considered solicitation in Tennessee.

Good thing tony wasn't there, they would have been considered used after that :stir: :rolf:

pholmann said:
Define playing with them....

any pics or videos?? ?
 
jeeptj99 said:
Yeah in the last 2 hours this thing has taken a major derail. We need a derail emoji.
I want a labroned one that is a trainwreck
 
Being a professional mechanic there isnt a lot i havent seen, plenty of drugs, pipes, bongs etc, even a digital scale setup was stashed in a trunk. Plenty of guns. Porno vids,dildos, and mags. Had cars you could only fit in the driver seat of from all the hoarder trash. Seen cars ripped the shreds by dogs. Not pos car either. I worked for lexus for years. Had one the shifter was eaten off of it. However the most memorable one was when i was a trainee. This was my very first month working at a toyota dealership. I was in the back of a toyota echo installing baby seat anchors as part of a recall. Car belonged to a young college girl, sorortiy **** and gameday pom poms everywhere. I kicked a binder open and found it was slap full of nudies of her. Apparently she was selling them online and kept the binder in her car.
 
pholmann said:
Define playing with them....

Well, the lady told the wimmins, "put it under your nose, if it makes you want to sneeze, it will make you cum." Hell, just the wimmins holding the damn things was hot. Especially the ones knuckling around like it broke a front u-joint. :****:
 
5BrothersFabrication said:
Well, the lady told the wimmins, "put it under your nose, if it makes you want to sneeze, it will make you cum." Hell, just the wimmins holding the damn things was hot. Especially the ones knuckling around like it broke a front u-joint. :****:



Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhaha.
 
Look at a truck one time in north Mississippi that i wanted to buy, but saw a "check yourself at home STD test", bunch of rubbs, counts less beer caps, and one old looking sock behind the seat. Sale guy said they repode it from a frat guy. Passed on the truck.
Fine of mine in high school bought a truck that had a wooden hand carved dildo in it. Crazy dude would show it to folks when they got in his truck.
 
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