Morning Rant

[InDaShop]

Prologue:
Not necessary to read, I just needed to vent before I killed someone or went postal.




Mutherfuck some damn daily friction of life!!!

Last night drive home, get sideswiped twice!
First one, on HOV lane (one lane wide in between K-rails), and guy comes on a ramp and tries to speed up to jump in front of me. I dont lift, why would I'm faster, in the main lane, ahead of him, and much bigger. I dont have to yield for ****. So as the lane runs out into the K-rail he just cuts over into me. No damage to me he got all over my front tire and got rubber down the side of his car. Idiot! He gets out yelling. I get out laughing at him. He wants my insurance, I say call METRO they got it all on tape and report it, and see who needs who’s insurance. He says “I was merging”, I said “no you weren’t you were crashing into me. Merge would have been behind me!” By now HOV is backing up QUICK. I say I’m pulling off at West Bellfort. He follows me to the West Belfort Park & Ride exit but doesn’t get off, he just keeps going.
Second one is leaving the West Bellfort Park & Ride lot. Sitting at a stop light the guy clips my drivers mirror, and then stops at the light. I roll my window down, pull my mirror in, and smack his ****ing window. Not once, but three times, mutherfucking Asian piece of **** wont look up or over, just keeps on texting while my big ass is smacking his window. Had I had a tireclub or maglight I woulda popped his window.
God damn non-driving sons of bitches. Oh and the first guy was asian as well.

Get home, and am red ass fired up. Have three SHOP things to accomplish.
1. Grease frontend of truck its squeaking all over.
Me and the grease gun get in a fight. It was empty and I reload but couldn’t get it to prime, so had to tear apart not once but twice. Still don’t know what I did to fix it but it started working.
And I hate using BrakeClean on my hands, with all the grease I had all over my workbench messing with that grease gun I had to use a can of BrakeClean and use a good amount on my hands. **** my hands hurt today from that ****!
2. Swap off right front Unit Bearing
Some idiot (me) previously put a 22mm socket on a 21mm socket post. So I grab wrong socket and proceed to round off the head with the impact on the first bolt I hit on my unit bearing. Realize, but too late, one down, hammer a 9/16 on and finish removal. On reinstall this idiot (me) proceeds to install the brake dust shield backward. Throw in towel **** it. Going inside, shower, and sleep.
3. Replace Cognito Tierod on right front with a stocker. Ha LOL never got to it.
I’d been putting this off since Daniel thinks its going to get warrantied and they’ll send me a new one. It’s so damn sloppy and shot that I didn’t feel safe driving with it on anymore. Back to the stockers for now.


So this morning ride with wife to work since my truck is tri-pod in the driveway.
Hit the Stealership at 7:30am and have to pay $8.44 for that one single bolt I wrecked last night. $8 dollars and mutherfucking 44 cents for one god damn bolt!!!!! WTF!!!!


Megamillions is $105mill, going to go buy a ticket cause my bad luck has had to have ran out by now.


****! ****, ****ING, ****!

 

[Bones]

The man that spends $500 redoing, powder coating and pin striping a $100 engine hoist is bitching about a 8 dollah and fo-T-fo cent bolt.

Sounds like Houston traffic and Asians haven't changed any down there. Oddly I felt safer on my dual sport riding in rush hour than I did in the Vitara. Them phuckers is crzy down there yo!

 

[B Gillespie]

Received a series of text messages at 1:00 AM from my roommate telling my how much of a piece of **** I am and that I need to gtfo of his house. I ask what happened multiple times, and finally get out of him that Nick chewed up something, but he won't say what. Previously found out that he has a thing for buying used, dirty, stained panties off the Internet. We had a computer hooked up to the living room flatscreen for watching Hulu, and apparently he just used it for porn and ordering dirty panties. Turned the TV on multiple occassions to be greeted by his chats with the previous panty owners. Gross. Apparently Nick chewed up one of his prized pair. ****in creeper.

 

[Blase]

houston traffic sucks ass. Too manu "people" driving and texting or putting on makeup or just not ****ing caring.

 

[B Gillespie]

And new friend girl's dog died. Motherfuck some June 28th.

 

[Blase]

Received a series of text messages at 1:00 AM from my roommate telling my how much of a piece of **** I am and that I need to gtfo of his house. I ask what happened multiple times, and finally get out of him that Nick chewed up something, but he won't say what. Previously found out that he has a thing for buying used, dirty, stained panties off the Internet. We had a computer hooked up to the living room flatscreen for watching Hulu, and apparently he just used it for porn and ordering dirty panties. Turned the TV on multiple occassions to be greeted by his chats with the previous panty owners. Gross. Apparently Nick chewed up one of his prized pair. ****in creeper.

LMAO!!!!!! That's some awesome company you keep der Brian. :****:

 

[B Gillespie]

LMAO!!!!!! That's some awesome company you keep der Brian. :****:

Tell me about it. My social circle has progressed gradually throughout theyears, but will always be constrained by certain individuals like Mr. Enochs, Mr. Pemberton, and Mr. Peters.


And, let's face it, you can take the hillbilly out of Boyd (and put a series of letters behind his name), but you can't take all of the Boyd out of the hillbilly.

 

[jabnasty]

Whoa there turbo I'm not buying used panties of the net.

 

[InDaShop]

Whoa there turbo I'm not buying used panties of the net.

Not so fast slugger. What about when you bought those Timmy Cameron boxers with that vial of ball sweat Kingsnake scooped out of the Kirkey seat on Jenny Craig?

 

[jabnasty]

Wasn't me I thought that was #1 crawler aka mr. Niceguy.

 

[apeters89]

Whoa there turbo I'm not buying used panties of the net.

I'm with nasty on this one. I may be weird, but I'm not THAT creepy!

 

[blacksheep10]

I don't think Bryan is saying you're a creeper that likes dirty drawers, He's saying that he can't ever become an upper echelon snob that only hits high class functions as long as he continues to keep ties with you alive. You'll always bring him down socially a peg or two just by association. It's like being in the same car when someone robs a bank.

 

[InDaShop]

It's like being in the same car when someone robs a bank.

speaking of, who's in???

 

[InDaShop]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and tequila and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end

 

[Bones]

Close to a true story there

 

[B Gillespie]

It's like being in the same car when someone robs a bank.

speaking of, who's in???

****, count me out. I just outlined conspiracy and accomplice liability last night for criminal law.

 

[B Gillespie]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and tequila and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end

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Truth. Unless she's a sugar mama with a load of degrees and ballin job.

 

[InDaShop]

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Truth. Unless she's a sugar mama with a load of degrees and ballin job.

someone will still be tired of her ****. That **** is more concrete than death and taxes.

 

[Bones]

someone will still be tired of her ****. That **** is more concrete than death and taxes.

fact

 

[grcthird]

Me and the grease gun get in a fight. It was empty and I reload but couldn’t get it to prime, so had to tear apart not once but twice. Still don’t know what I did to fix it but it started working.

My damn grease gun always makes me feel retarded when ever I have to reload that bitch :****: Glad there are other members of this club. laughing1

Truth. Unless she's a sugar mama with a load of degrees and ballin job.

This is where I am right now Life is good!

Wonder if that prince was banging any ASIAN bitches? :flipper: