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I don't know that I consider paintball a sport, maybe a recreational activity. I will admit I play once or twice a year, it is fun. It falls into the category of more fun to play than just watch, same as golf, bowling, etc. If we wanna start a gay sports thread, let's begin at the top... Nascar --> :rb:

why don't you consider paintball a sport?
 
Dude, can you imagine how many people would watch?? CRACK CRACK POP CRACK!!! ooh, that was a good one there, almost took his head clean off! :redneck: :haha: :haha: :haha:

wait, who let you out of your cage? :wtf:
Gotta keep from being too bored at work. :redneck:


I used to get my 5.56 free from the National Guard :haha: :haha:

It's amazing what you can put in your pockets while working the ammo shack at range control :haha: :haha:
Why am I not suprised. :haha:
 
I used to LOVE watching tennis back in the Sampras days :cool::011:

Chick tennis is awesome too :D
 
O you lucky bastard you:cool:


Note to self: Don't mix a 1/5th of hundy proof Monarch vodka with a gallon of OJ and drink it all within 1.5 hours during a match...


I started yelling at our own team :haha::haha: Weif's mom actually talked to her between sets and said, "He's gettin a litlle lippy". :redneck::redneck::haha::haha:
 
Note to self: Don't mix a 1/5th of hundy proof Monarch vodka with a gallon of OJ and drink it all within 1.5 hours during a match...


I started yelling at our own team :haha::haha: Weif's mom actually talked to her between sets and said, "He's gettin a litlle lippy". :redneck::redneck::haha::haha:

That was a good night... :shaking:

Was that the same night that one of the opposing teams parents shoved you down the bleachers?? :haha:
 
That was a good night... :shaking:

Was that the same night that one of the opposing teams parents shoved you down the bleachers?? :haha:



Nope. And she so did not shove me down the bleachers! She just pushed sideways cause I was ringing the cowbell in her face :haha:
 
Nope. And she so did not shove me down the bleachers! She just pushed sideways cause I was ringing the cowbell in her face :haha:

ah... sorry. got a little confused. there were sooo many different drunken volleyball stories... it's hard to keep them all straight! :D

Good Times :D
 
Sounds like time for a NWW paintball tourny! Brad vs all. :haha: :haha: :haha:

You'd all loose.

With all the paint Lanie has from her business I'd just make a "tactical paint bomb" and have Amanda give me a lift in the little whirly thing :fawkdancesmiley:


Then I'd go wheel :haha: :haha:
 
You'd all loose.

With all the paint Lanie has from her business I'd just make a "tactical paint bomb" and have Amanda give me a lift in the little whirly thing :fawkdancesmiley:


Then I'd go wheel :haha: :haha:


Miss-drop on brads heep :haha: :haha: :haha:
 
You'd all loose.

You calling Crash loose?


re the question bulzeye, I don't have an operational definition of what I consider a "sport", but when I think of paintball (or Nascar, or curling, or a myriad of other things) I just don't think of it as a sport. :awesomework:
 
You calling Crash loose?


re the question bulzeye, I don't have an operational definition of what I consider a "sport", but when I think of paintball (or Nascar, or curling, or a myriad of other things) I just don't think of it as a sport. :awesomework:

ya-----so-----you didn't complain last night :fawkdancesmiley:
 
You calling Crash loose?


re the question bulzeye, I don't have an operational definition of what I consider a "sport", but when I think of paintball (or Nascar, or curling, or a myriad of other things) I just don't think of it as a sport. :awesomework:


are the only sports you like involve guys running around playing with their balls, and maybe grabbing each others arses or swinging sticks?


Bob
 
are the only sports you like involve guys running around playing with their balls, and maybe grabbing each others arses or swinging sticks?


Bob

Actually - for the record I hate pro football, baseball, basketball, hockey, etc. :looser:
I will watch college football and hoops tho. :cool:



shhhh Crash, c'mon, that was our little secret :kiss:
 
All the overweight he-man wanna-be types that never had the balls to enlist and do it for real :rolleyes:

Paintball is for ***s :rb:

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Just like all the guys that got picked on in HS and never had the balls to enlist and got to bed dreaming about the movie Red Dawn as thy beat off to their gun cabinet of 20 tactical useless pansie semi-auto guns that will never serve a purpose but as an extra penis:rb:

:fawkdancesmiley: :fawkdancesmiley: :fawkdancesmiley:

Take a few trips to the sandbox... guns get boring, except for hunting.
 
boring...?

You must have all the wrong guns :haha: :haha: :haha:


Yeah I must have, Spending 8 years w/ Remington LTRs, Browing .50, SPR's, B240's, SAWs, M4s, MK19s, LAWs, Glocks, AKs, RPGs, PKs and AT4s must not have been the right guns.... After that I couldn't wait to come home and shoot an SKS or an AR 15......:rb:

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Yeah I must have, Spending 8 years w/ Remington LTRs, Browing .50, SPR's, B240's, SAWs, M4s, MK19s, LAWs, Glocks, AKs, RPGs, PKs and AT4s must not have been the right guns.... After that I couldn't wait to come home and shoot an SKS or an AR 15......:rb:

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Me personally, I couldn't wait to get home and buy & shoot my own :redneck:

Besides, I was talking about what you have at home...not what Unlce Sam provided.
 
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Me personally, I couldn't wait to get home and buy & shoot my own :redneck:

Besides, I was talking about what you have at home...not what Unlce Sam provided.

Go play with your squirt guns :rb:

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You calling Crash loose?


re the question bulzeye, I don't have an operational definition of what I consider a "sport", but when I think of paintball (or Nascar, or curling, or a myriad of other things) I just don't think of it as a sport. :awesomework:

paintball in speedball form (tournament paintball) is a true physical activity if you don't consider paintball a sport you might as well throw baseball, shooting sports and all motorsports not just nascar on that list of non sports
 
paintball in speedball form (tournament paintball) is a true physical activity if you don't consider paintball a sport you might as well throw baseball, shooting sports and all motorsports not just nascar on that list of non sports

I think speedball is WAY more ghey. No skill needed. Forget shot placement and strategy, let's get a high volume gun and see how fast I can pull the trigger, yay! :looser: :stirpot:
 
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