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Elf On The Shelf Thread

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Alright last year we started a new family tradition for my wife and myself to our children. Yes the highly odd and slightly disturbing Elf On The Shelf so last night the traditional has started once again landing in our living room.
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muddinmetal said:
You are a weird dude...
I'm not alone in this one.
June dog said:
Damn you have two of em. We run out of ideas by December with just one. :woody:
One for each child my wife is the biggest behind this she also finds tricks for them to do during the day often multiple times a day. Tell your wife to check Google or Pinterest my wife uses that a lot.
 
June dog said:
Damn you have two of em. We run out of ideas by December with just one. :woody:

This!...we been doing this for the last couple of years and each night it's like damn...now what do we do!
 
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We do it too!! Last year we had him in a build-a-bear car doing shenanigans haha had him cornered up with all eight reindeer surrounding him!! Haha she tripped out on that one.

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This **** will not ever enter my house. I hate it. Feel like I'm lying to my kids over that BS. Thankfully my wife and I are in agreement about it. We've never done the Santa thing either. Funny my daughter said, about 2 yrs ago I think, I know Santa isn't real...if a stranger came in our house at night you would shoot him dad... Love that kid.
 
joho75287 said:
This **** will not ever enter my house. I hate it. Feel like I'm lying to my kids over that BS. Thankfully my wife and I are in agreement about it. We've never done the Santa thing either. Funny my daughter said, about 2 yrs ago I think, I know Santa isn't real...if a stranger came in our house at night you would shoot him dad... Love that kid.

Santa isn't real..... Ha, good one. You guys, always kidding around. Right?!?
 
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lowbudgetjunk said:
Too lazy to google...... Wtf is Elf on a shelf?
How our wives have fun playing with our kids and us men join in from time to time. CBS airs a cartoon on it, there is a DVD too, you can go to various retailers and buy a Elf, a Elf story book, or rather adopt an Elf. Yes some think it's dumb or pointless, I used to myself, but seeing your kids have to find out what the Elf or Elves did last night is fun and exciting to see their eyes light up.
 
joho75287 said:
This **** will not ever enter my house. I hate it. Feel like I'm lying to my kids over that BS. Thankfully my wife and I are in agreement about it. We've never done the Santa thing either. Funny my daughter said, about 2 yrs ago I think, I know Santa isn't real...if a stranger came in our house at night you would shoot him dad... Love that kid.

Way to try and piss on someone's fun thread about childhood fun and imagination.
:wtflol:
 
joho75287 said:
This **** will not ever enter my house. I hate it. Feel like I'm lying to my kids over that BS. Thankfully my wife and I are in agreement about it. We've never done the Santa thing either. Funny my daughter said, about 2 yrs ago I think, I know Santa isn't real...if a stranger came in our house at night you would shoot him dad... Love that kid.

Why not let them think it. It's part of childhood innocence.
 
I'm not married and I dont have kids but I do like some of the creative **** people come up with for these things.
 

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