Anyone need extra cash?

[Eddyj]

Anyone looking to work Friday evenings and on Saturdays?
Long hours, hard work, crappy pay...
If your 18-80 fat, ugly, dumb it don't matter, if you are willing to work I can find a job for you.
Must be able to stand on your feet, and no sexual crimes on your record, that's it...
Pay is $10 an hour cash.
Text 2O5 91O 8578
Birmingham area. Thanks. Ed

 

[94xjsport94]

You had me up until no sexual crimes. Uninterested.

 

[jakec69]

so no committing sexual crimes while working?? what a boring job.

 

[CHASMAN9]

Do I have to wear Stilts or a clown suit?

 

[Eddyj]

No but there are a couple of trees on the way there, you may want to watch out for.

 

[kushKrawlin]

Any room for a woman to work? ****

 

[Eddyj]

 

[Beerj]

Can I work from home?

 

[onepieceatatime]

Re: Re: Anyone need extra cash?

Can I work from home?

X2?

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[CHASMAN9]

No but there are a couple of trees on the way there, you may want to watch out for.

Ive changed my ways though. Last race, no trees were harmed.

 

[Pumpkin]

Re: Re: Anyone need extra cash?

Ive changed my ways though. Last race, no trees were harmed.

Only because we cut all of them out of the way. We made it over 50foot wide just for you.

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[CHASMAN9]

Re: Re: Anyone need extra cash?

Only because we cut all of them out of the way. We made it over 50foot wide just for you.

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I see what you did there, BUTTWIPE. Those trees did end up being stronger than my rear driveshaft though. HMMM, naw, ain't going there.