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Militant Agnostic
I don't know and you don't either


When all the trees are gone you can wipe your butt on a Spotted Owl

 
One I found on the drive to Alaska

"For the record, there is not a single mosquito on the Alaska highway They are all married and have raised very large families."

and one more i found

"Eat Moose, 12,000 wolves can't be wrong!!"
 
"Are you an environmentalist or do you work for a living?"

"I didnt climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian"

"Millions of my DNA died on your daughters face last night"

Have this one on my travel trailer we take hunting. :redneck:
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I gave one of these to Crash but he was skeered to put it on his Toyota:kiss:
 
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"I got your Jeep thing thats why I bought a Toyota"

Was on the back of a Toyota @ Evans
 
Save a logger... eat an owl


Jeeps are like tampons... every ***** needs one


Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit
 
I used to have this one on the dash of the Jeep

"I survived **** creek with out a paddle"

This one is still there.

"Caution, this vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason"
:redneck:
 
"Don't steal, the government hates competition" I had this on one of my bikes as a kid, and it got stolen...:booo:
 
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