patooyee
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I don't know about where you live, but down here in FL inside every Corvette is an old gray-haired grandpa who drives at least 10mph SLOWER than the speed limit on any given road with a line of traffic behind him 2 miles long and who refuses to speed up or let anyone pass. If you secretly swapped his V8 for a 3-cyl Geo Metro engine he probably wouldn't know the difference.
And inside every Mustang is either a late-20's to mid-30's little-**** Napoleon-syndrome mother ****er or mullet-haired trash mother ****er who considers it a direct assault on his man-hood if you even THINK about passing him. If you do pass them you better watch the **** out because they will do anything, go any speed, endanger any number of other drivers' lives, and break any law to get back ahead of you IMMEDIATELY.
These two rules prevail across ALL generations of Mustangs and Corvettes and have NO exceptions whatsoever, at least here on the Florida panhandle.
And inside every Mustang is either a late-20's to mid-30's little-**** Napoleon-syndrome mother ****er or mullet-haired trash mother ****er who considers it a direct assault on his man-hood if you even THINK about passing him. If you do pass them you better watch the **** out because they will do anything, go any speed, endanger any number of other drivers' lives, and break any law to get back ahead of you IMMEDIATELY.
These two rules prevail across ALL generations of Mustangs and Corvettes and have NO exceptions whatsoever, at least here on the Florida panhandle.