Hardline ride at Choccolocco mtn June 9-11 2017

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creepycrawly said:
Yep. Quite a few of us are regulars.

And Drew knows the trails so well, that a poor fool in a slapped out crawler can barely keep up with him in his rzr... on a night ride... on a short-cut trail... with crappy headlights...
It was a GOOD night of wheeling with friends!
 
Short of stripper poles and Hooter girls handing out free wings, what else would you guys like to see at this event? Just getting ideas ahead of time. Let me know what you're thinking. :dunno: :dblthumb:
 
CHASMAN9 said:
Short of stripper poles and Hooter girls handing out free wings, what else would you guys like to see at this event? Just getting ideas ahead of time. Let me know what you're thinking. :dunno: :dblthumb:

You know, it is a college town, those things may not be that hard to make happen as well :****:
 
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Yep.....You started it. Do the hooters girls have to be there? How bout a guided night ride tour for morons? I don't know how to have anything nice, nor do I know when to back down. I am good at follow the leader, as long as the leader doesn't have giant balls or a death wish.

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You know, it is a college town, those things may not be that hard to make happen as well ****



Yep.....You started it. Do the hooters girls have to be there? How bout a guided night ride tour for morons? I don't know how to have anything nice, nor do I know when to back down. I am good at follow the leader, as long as the leader doesn't have giant balls or a death wish.


I will take both of these excellent thoughts, hopes, wishes, into consideration at this time, although you might not want to hold your breath on the stripper pole or Hooter girls. flashemifyougotem :rolf:
 
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lowbudgetjunk said:
Yep.....You started it. Do the hooters girls have to be there? How bout a guided night ride tour for morons? I don't know how to have anything nice, nor do I know when to back down. I am good at follow the leader, as long as the leader doesn't have giant balls or a death wish.

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Im definitely not gonna lead u around. I have to take chicken trails now with the 4runner. Lol.
 
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natedawgxj said:
Im definitely not gonna lead u around. I have to take chicken trails now with the 4runner. Lol.
What's the worst thing that could happen? :)

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kmcminn said:
Greg can Stevo bring some pallets to burn?



NOOOO, but we can bring Stevo to burn, just not in Jonathan's buggy again :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:




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Soo.. on a scale of kinda hot to Satan's ball sack... How hot is it gonna be in June for this ride lol

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smittybronco said:
Soo.. on a scale of kinda hot to Satan's ball sack... How hot is it gonna be in June for this ride lol

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Alabama in June? Might get lucky and have a 90 with 70 % humidity, but it'll probably be about 93 with 90% :****:
 
CHASMAN9 said:
NOOOO, but we can bring Stevo to burn, just not in Jonathan's buggy again :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:




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Your just jealous cause you weren't driving! :woot: :drinkers:
 
BUG-E J said:
Your just jealous cause you weren't driving! :woot: :drinkers:


Haha, I saw video and that was good enough for me. You and Stevo gots histooree... :driving: :spin: :spin: :spin:




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jk101 said:
I hate it !!!!! **** HOT..... :****:

I'm with this guy...


so on another note. I've never been to Choc, but I've heard it's nothing but steep ass hill climbs. True or false? I don't like the straight up stuff. My balls aren't that big.
 
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jeeptj99 said:
I'm with this guy...


so on another note. I've never been to Choc, but I've heard it's nothing but steep ass hill climbs. True or false? I don't like the straight up stuff. My balls aren't that big.

false

there are a bunch of videos of some mall crawler looking JKs riding at chocco. look on youtube.

There are maybe a half dozen (dozen?) steep ass hill climbs.
 
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jeeptj99 said:
I'm with this guy...


so on another note. I've never been to Choc, but I've heard it's nothing but steep ass hill climbs. True or false? I don't like the straight up stuff. My balls aren't that big.

I can show u around there is alot of good trails there. Its 450 acres.
 
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I was wrong on the date of my buddies wedding so as long as the buggy is not broken I suppose I'll drive the horrible 40 minutes to Chocolocco and join you ****ers.

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muddinmetal said:
Alabama in June? Might get lucky and have a 90 with 70 % humidity, but it'll probably be about 93 with 90% :****:
Shew damn that's terrible.

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Weather like that is hard on a nc boy. We are lucky to get above 85 during the summer most of the time.

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