Official BOOOOBY poll!!!!

skrause · Apr 7, 2007

TheMasterbater said:
No **** site today big guy. They were actual bewbers atatched to a female, in my room. :cheer: That was round one, i'm ready for round 2,3,and 4 then 5 later in the night :redneck:

So what you're saying is your mom walked in on you masturbating to :rb: **** again. :flipoff:

TheMasterbater · Apr 7, 2007

skrause said:
So what you're saying is your mom walked in on you masturbating to :rb: **** again. :flipoff:

Kinda gross to think aboot, but i think she's watching me all the time. Can u block those things out when you're up there looking down? If not i may need to quit :haha:

crash2 · Apr 7, 2007

TheMasterbater said:
Kinda gross to think aboot, but i think she's watching me all the time. Can u block those things out when you're up there looking down? If not i may need to quit :haha:

Nope---24/7 :D

TheMasterbater · Apr 7, 2007

crash said:
Nope---24/7 :D

Damn, thats no good. :haha:

TheMasterbater · Apr 7, 2007

She would be proud of some of the bewbers i've had in my face those, and some of the girls i've Boinked.

crash2 · Apr 7, 2007

TheMasterbater said:
Damn, thats no good. :haha:

Oh heck no-------I think as long as you have a smile on your face---wether its from a girl or a guy--a smile is a smile :redneck:

crash2 · Apr 7, 2007

TheMasterbater said:
She would be proud of some of the bewbers i've had in my face those, and some of the girls i've Boinked.

I am proud of you--my lil grasshopper :awesomework:

junkyard jim · Apr 7, 2007

Can't show nips or lips or I'd put some up!

Comet · Apr 7, 2007

Lucky Jeff said:
well I was going to say you can't have big ****ies and small ****ies at the same time, but yea, that's a lie :masturbanana[1]:

What I'm saying is I like all ****ies! Big, little, lopsided, bananna ***s, hangers, etc. :masturbanana[1]:

CrustyJeep · Apr 8, 2007

Comet said:
What I'm saying is I like all ****ies! Big, little, lopsided, bananna ***s, hangers, etc. :masturbanana[1]:

x2, Bazillion.

This poll lacks an "all the the above (except the boys one)" option. Therefore I will not vote.

notstock · Apr 8, 2007

I'm with Crustimus the Magnificent on this one:awesomework:
I am getting old, any female ****ies are good ****ies

MIG'DHORSE · Apr 8, 2007

as long as they don't have tats all over 'em... we're game.:D --sorry if any of you ladies got ink'd bewbers, but I'm not a fan.

TheMasterbater · Apr 8, 2007

MIG'DHORSE said:
as long as they don't have tats all over 'em... we're game.:D --sorry if any of you ladies got ink'd bewbers, but I'm not a fan.

AMEN!!!!! Tattoos dont belong on melons.

spidertoy · Apr 8, 2007

MIG'DHORSE said:
as long as they don't have tats all over 'em... we're game.:D --sorry if any of you ladies got ink'd bewbers, but I'm not a fan.

TheMasterbater said:
AMEN!!!!! Tattoos dont belong on melons.

I have to agree with the sentiments here, ink is for the lower back, or navel, makes for a good bullseye:;

MIG'DHORSE · Apr 8, 2007

spidertoy said:
I have to agree with the sentiments here, ink is for the lower back, or navel, makes for a good bullseye:;

scandalous.:cool:

Turbone · Apr 8, 2007

I like all shapes and sizes meself:redneck:

ToyZuki · Apr 10, 2007

Naked ***ties. Why wasnt this an option? Dont care as long as I can play with them.:D

Zoediak · Apr 10, 2007

Comet said:
What I'm saying is I like all ****ies! Big, little, lopsided, bananna ***s, hangers, etc. :masturbanana[1]:

Does this mean you like... MAN ****ies too????:rb: :rb: :rb:

camo flatbed · Apr 10, 2007

ha ah ah yeah nice ****ies!

cornfed · Apr 10, 2007

How's it go, once you saw one pair.........you gotta see em all:cheer:

cornfed · Apr 10, 2007

Oh ya

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bigstump · Apr 10, 2007

I like all ****ies as long as they are not attached to a guy.

Comet · Apr 10, 2007

Zoediak said:
Does this mean you like... MAN ****ies too????:rb: :rb: :rb:

Ewwww, I don't even use that term because it disrespects real ****ies! :rb: Kinda like thinking of your mom when you're getting laid by some chick!:puke:

littlemrsmopar · Apr 10, 2007

Hmmmm, a whole thread discussing ****ies along with some stunning visual representations and no Mr. Mopar.:eeek: ... I will have to ask if he is feeling ok.:;

Oh yeah, I prefer boys... with no ****ies. But on a woman I prefer "little better than a handfull, with a generous helping of perk"

GaryTJ · Apr 10, 2007

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ZedMikey · Apr 10, 2007

I also did not vote... size doesn't matter as much to me as perkiness! :) Small and perky, big and perky... doesn't matter, as long as they are perky!

Lucky Jeff · Apr 10, 2007

cornfed said:
Oh ya

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and the part I love about girls like that.. You can stare all ya want! Cause they know exactly what they're doing! woohoooooo

Comet · Apr 10, 2007

GaryTJ said:
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Awwww, C'mon Gary! Not again with the tease shots! Are you sure you aren't a woman? I mean a man would never do that to another man!:flipoff:

Lucky Jeff · Apr 10, 2007

Gary you can email pics to [email protected] =)

Lucky Jeff · Apr 10, 2007

oh and you boneheads saying "Just a handfull, everything else is a waste"... Boring!!!! You still have to have some left over for the other girl... your face.. and maybe some ummm, other things..