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So I missed RBD and crawl at choc. Because I am stuck in Florida so I've been pouting like a little beatch. So my kick ass wife rented me one of these for my birthday today. That's my little girl waving, when I came back to shore she said " datty I didn't know you could fly like iwon man" family first
 
Hey Josh, you said you'd fit in in Germany... Here is me duurrunk at O'Reilley's in Heidelberg where I lived, drinking Heidelbergers on tap. The three krauts with me are guys I used to run around drinking, smokin hash and pickin up wimmins with. They hooked me up with soooo many hot German chicks that didn't speak any English. Good people to know. Edit: This was in 2001, I was 19 and stoopid. drool
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Bahaha that's awesome. I've kept wishing over the years that work would send me over there, lots of people from my work have made trips over there for various work related things. Siemens originated in Germany. I heard they used to actually have beer vending machines inside the plants over there.
 
I was stationed over there in the Army, I saw alot of **** and a beer machine would NOT surprise me! I saw a guy DIE from alcohol poisoning at Octoberfest in Munich. I hit a guardrail on the Autobahn doing 98 during rushour. I nailed at least one chick from every country in Europe except Sweden and Belgium (clock is still ticking on that). I got wasted and accidentally walked into a nazi bar and didn't realize it for about an hour, I just thought I had alot in common with a group of guys... I drank uzo with a Turkish bunch, then 2 months later ended up KO'd one, punched another over a pool table and was about to hit a third who cowered into a ball, just to save my buddy's Lithuanian "girlfriend" from being a sex slave for life. Took a group golf lesson from Tiger Woods during a USO golf tourny. Went 170mph in a Nissan wagon coming down from the Alps. Alot of **** went down in 3 years and that doesn't even BEGIN to touch the half of it.

I got the stories man. We gotta get some 'shine and go wheelin one weekend! :drinkers:
 
That's awesome, I used to hear stories like that all the time from a local police officer. After we all got out of high school, we spent alot of time hanging out in a grocery store parking lot in the middle of town just chilling and shootin the **** with all the nightshift officers. Most of the time we were drinking and they wouldn't do anything to us, because they knew we would never put them in a position to where they had to...one even drank a couple on the job with us in my Yukon one winter molaugh anyways, one of the officers was still active special forces and had been to Germany several times over the years so I heard all sorts of the same stuff from him :****: He said first time he went to Munich for Oktoberfest, the taxi let him out a few blocks away from the festival and as soon as he opened the door to exit the taxi, he could smell the beer. Of course immediately, Oktoberfest went down on my bucket list molaugh
 
wannabe said:
170mph?


and any pics of the chicks?

Yeah, my sgt was asleep in the passenger seat, it's about 3am, I'm clicking out the speedo-110, 120, 130, crest the mountain and it's long, straight, and steep downhill. 167mph by kph conversion, and SSG wakes up- "What the?!?! SLOW DOWN, ****IN SLOW DOWN!!!!!" Fastest I've ever been on 4 wheels. 176 on two.

And Josh he aint lyin'! I drank four and was ****ed up as a :afro: checkbook. On the way in we saw a guy lying on the grass bank at the entrance, on the way out there was a sheet over him and gourney on they way in no kind of hurry. Felt bad cuz we were making fun of him and wanted to do "passed out drunk guy" pranks on him.
 
5BrothersFabrication said:
I was stationed over there in the Army, I saw alot of **** and a beer machine would NOT surprise me! I saw a guy DIE from alcohol poisoning at Octoberfest in Munich. I hit a guardrail on the Autobahn doing 98 during rushour. I nailed at least one chick from every country in Europe except Sweden and Belgium (clock is still ticking on that). I got wasted and accidentally walked into a nazi bar and didn't realize it for about an hour, I just thought I had alot in common with a group of guys... I drank uzo with a Turkish bunch, then 2 months later ended up KO'd one, punched another over a pool table and was about to hit a third who cowered into a ball, just to save my buddy's Lithuanian "girlfriend" from being a sex slave for life. Took a group golf lesson from Tiger Woods during a USO golf tourny. Went 170mph in a Nissan wagon coming down from the Alps. Alot of **** went down in 3 years and that doesn't even BEGIN to touch the half of it.

I got the stories man. We gotta get some 'shine and go wheelin one weekend! :drinkers:

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Man fridge....

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Shortened my right side wheelbase a little at Choccolocco...

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Thats a whole different level of stuck..
 
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bearslayer2829 said:
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Getting paid to get stuck, can't beat that.

Bout the only thing getting you out of that is another Wrecker. I was a 63-S when I had one of those to play with!
 
ridered3 said:
I think that redefines stuck...

Best part was watching 2 wreckers identical to this one pulling it out, been awhile since I seen a 53" Michelin tire get burried out of sight. It was just a training exercise that they was doing, recovering a stuck vehicle. Me and another guy dug out the mudhole for them, they put 6000 gallons of water into it and told us to make a mudhole so that is exactly what we did.
 
al1tonyota said:
My mountain lion gets all pissy when I pick him up like that??? molaugh


Isn't that the one from Talladega Nights. :driving: molaugh
 
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