I was stationed over there in the Army, I saw alot of **** and a beer machine would NOT surprise me! I saw a guy DIE from alcohol poisoning at Octoberfest in Munich. I hit a guardrail on the Autobahn doing 98 during rushour. I nailed at least one chick from every country in Europe except Sweden and Belgium (clock is still ticking on that). I got wasted and accidentally walked into a nazi bar and didn't realize it for about an hour, I just thought I had alot in common with a group of guys... I drank uzo with a Turkish bunch, then 2 months later ended up KO'd one, punched another over a pool table and was about to hit a third who cowered into a ball, just to save my buddy's Lithuanian "girlfriend" from being a sex slave for life. Took a group golf lesson from Tiger Woods during a USO golf tourny. Went 170mph in a Nissan wagon coming down from the Alps. Alot of **** went down in 3 years and that doesn't even BEGIN to touch the half of it.
I got the stories man. We gotta get some 'shine and go wheelin one weekend! :drinkers: