Master of your domain?

TacomaJD · Jul 11, 2017

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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Read this while driving, almost ran somebody off the road haha thats ****ing funny ****!

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Eddyj · Jul 11, 2017

5bros IS the master of his domain!!

BUG-E J · Jul 11, 2017

Eddyj said:
5bros IS the master of his domain!!

Hahahahahahahaha

CHASMAN9 · Jul 11, 2017

5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
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I too, cannot unread that. :rolf:

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jk101 · Jul 11, 2017

5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
:****:

I have a buddy that his story was about the same except for she was still in the bed when he shot his load in her hair...... molaugh

muddinmetal · Jul 11, 2017

5BrothersFabrication said:
I've only been caught once, ex ol lady, I forgot to lock the bathroom door, had the laptop on the back of the toilet, in the shower with the curtain back frailing on myself. First and last time ever doing that.

Now I just come home to an empty house and try and get one before everybody gets home.

Another funny story involving the ex- when me and her were on the downward spiral, I had been getting shot down for weeks. I asked in a nice way for some puss, she declined. So I roll over, pull a Hustler out from under the matress, turn to a really nasty page that I had bookmarked because I assessed it to be most offensive to her, and just started jerking it. I was mad so I was just tugging on wet spaghetti, but I was only making a point. She said, "You're disgusting!", got up and slept on the couch. I put the magazine away, put my cawk up, and slept like a baby in my king size bed that I didn't have to share with that stupid ****.
:****:

Y'all don't just force them face down into the pillow and take what you want when they say no?

5BrothersFabrication · Jul 11, 2017

jk101 said:
I have a buddy that his story was about the same except for she was still in the bed when he shot his load in her hair......

90% of the time I get shot down by the ol lady, she at least offers tits or bare ass to fap on. Almost every time she says, "Don't cum in my face." molaugh

I have to start over sometimes from laughing and damn near going soft. She's like, "I'm serious, it's not funny!"

muddinmetal said:
Y'all don't just force them face down into the pillow and take what you want when they say no?

In Tennessee there's some stupid law on the books prohibiting that. :

But fo rilly doe, about 20% of that 90% she gets turned on so much with the bare ass fap that she just pooches that big ass in the air and slides it on home. :cougar:

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BUG-E J · Jul 11, 2017

I'm just glad you found somebody that isn't freaked out by the toenail

jeeptj99 · Jul 11, 2017

muddinmetal said:
Y'all don't just force them face down into the pillow and take what you want when they say no?

It's actually rape in tn. A chick I used to work with her hubs came home drunk one night wanting some and she said no but he said yes. Next day she tells her mom mom goes over to her house beats him up cops get called the son and mom go to jail it was delightfully redneck.

muddinmetal · Jul 11, 2017

jeeptj99 said:
It's actually rape in tn. A chick I used to work with her hubs came home drunk one night wanting some and she said no but he said yes. Next day she tells her mom mom goes over to her house beats him up cops get called the son and mom go to jail it was delightfully redneck.

Yeah, never had that problem... every woman I have ever been with was a FREAK

Eddyj · Jul 11, 2017

muddinmetal said:
Yeah, never had that problem... every woman I have ever been with was a FREAK

He said on the #69 reply...

LandSpeeder · Jul 11, 2017

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/ericnhagan/Misc/15862_166295702420_1860136_n.jpg

Choking the chicken

Flogging the dolphin

Roughing up th suspect

beating the one-eyed purpled headed people slinger

purple yogurt slinger

Neal3000 · Jul 12, 2017

5BrothersFabrication said:
Every day, sometimes twice. Once right after work in case she says yes, once at bedtime when she says no. 99% of the bedtime one she volunteers some tits or a bare ass to speed things up.

asking for a friend....... with you being an admitted chronic masterbator, what the hell knd of porn does it take for you to blow a load at this point?

SsBbw/Shemale/midget/goatporn?

Eddyj · Jul 12, 2017

Why would you ask that????

Gonna get this one locked down.

BUG-E J · Jul 12, 2017

Eddyj said:
Why would you ask that????

Gonna get this one locked down.

Yeah apparently "poking the bear" is where the line is drawn around here?

muddinmetal · Jul 12, 2017

Neal3000 said:
asking for a friend....... with you being an admitted chronic masterbator, what the hell knd of porn does it take for you to blow a load at this point?

SsBbw/Shemale/midget/goatporn?

Female Masturbation porn on Tumblr is my go to :****:

Neal3000 · Jul 12, 2017

Eddyj said:
Why would you ask that????

Gonna get this one locked down.

Wtf?

Neal3000 · Jul 12, 2017

BUG-E J said:
Yeah apparently "poking the bear" is where the line is drawn around here?

Are we talking gay porn here?

Eddyj · Jul 12, 2017

Asking a professional whacker like 5bros what gets him going. You may have unlocked a door to a place that you can not come back from. A downward spiral into a dark place.