Master of your domain?

[LightBnDr]

So I asked some old timers that I work with and the only term they have heard was kid killin.

Yeah my dad was a Seinfeld fan, I'm 37. Just wasn't my generation. I was busy riding my bike in the woods

Still cracks me up that I thought it was a reference to takin a dump

 

[Eddyj]

You ever.... while riding a bike in the woods?

 

[dwa2469]

No but rode my bike to the woods a lot to meet

 

[lowbudgetjunk]

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

Every day, sometimes twice. Once right after work in case she says yes, once at bedtime when she says no. 99% of the bedtime one she volunteers some tits or a bare ass to speed things up.

Eddie Nero on Californication

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[muddinmetal]

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I've pondered, laughed and cried at this comment all day. I have no ideal what it is referring to.
Well played sir. Well played

You haven't ever jerked off so many times in a day that you started shooting blanks?

 

[lowbudgetjunk]

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It's not the blanks that gets you....it's the lack of shooting anything. It's like being a porn star without the big D and the big finish

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[5BrothersFabrication]

Re: Re: Master of your domain?

Eddie Nero on Californication

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Never seen it. Looks like I'll have to binge watch with subject matter such as this.

 

[Beerj]

Never seen it. Looks like I'll have to binge watch with subject matter such as this.

No wonder that sploder ain't done yet. Too busy playing ticklewigglejigglepickle.

 

[5BrothersFabrication]

No wonder that sploder ain't done yet. Too busy playing ticklewigglejigglepickle.

Nah, spent entirely too much on vacation. Playing catch up for a month or two.

 

[lowbudgetjunk]

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Never seen it. Looks like I'll have to binge watch with subject matter such as this.

Make sure the kids are asleep.

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[jeeptj99]

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You haven't ever jerked off so many times in a day that you started shooting blanks?

A little flag pops out that says bang

 

[MoparMan]

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[Eddyj]

You said "on" the toilet. So are you sitting down? Do you tuck it down?

 

[LightBnDr]

I think at this point unless there is a woman among us there really isn't any scenario that we collectively haven't tried or done. It's just who we are

 

[Eddyj]

That's what I'm wondering as individuals we are dumbs but as a collective group we have to be damn near average intelligence. Maybe there is something out there I don't know about, that I've been missing. Maybe someone is pulling it from behind. I might need to try that, see what that feels like.

 

[MoparMan]

You said "on" the toilet. So are you sitting down? Do you tuck it down?

Yeah, sitting down just like in a chair watching videos on my phone, till I'm ready to shoot my load then I partially stand or whatever I gotta do to ring the toilet.

 

[poolman]

Yeah, sitting down just like in a chair watching videos on my phone, till I'm ready to shoot my load then I partially stand or whatever I gotta do to ring the toilet.

 

[MoparMan]

 

[lowbudgetjunk]

Poolman kinda looks like a young Charlie Runkle

 

[Eddyj]

It's funny how a catchy title and edgy topic matter can get 830 veiws in 24 hours...