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Chevy guys...we better get ready tonight!

tonybolton

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Be sure to make sure all your Ford emergency extraction gear is accounted for and ready to use!

Serious flurries headed toward east Tennessee.

My extraction kit includes;
Fresh maxi pads to keep thier bleeding down.
New skirt for them to change into.
Cabbage patch doll to comfort them.
Hot mocha cappacino with whip cream
WiFi Hotspot so they can post thier wheelin pix to FaceSpace.

What do you guys use? 8):p:-*:D::);)
 
We know that's a lie. Your chevies stay in the garage when the temp drops a few degrees :****:

You could use those maxis to warm your balls tho.
 
I do have to say I've noticed a great increase in horsepower (thought it wasn't possible) just from these valve covers..
 

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I keep cellular phone fully charged ford guys to call their uncle Rick in a cabin in Gatlinburg........to tell him they got stuck but a Chevy has rescued them and thats why they are running late.

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kushKrawlin said:
I do have to say I've noticed a great increase in horsepower (thought it wasn't possible) just from these valve covers..

Kush....you going to finish getting that engine bay as spotless as the rest of your rig. Oh....and those covers give 20hp to the rear wheels. :****:
 
rednecklights said:
Heck , until recently cu.in to cu.in. Chevrolet won't make the hp a sbf will.

It takes a 400 sbc to run with a 351w

Takes a 350 to run with a 302

And them poor little 305's ... Bless em

Sorry cutie pie, but a 305 made more horsepower than a 5.0 at the end...
 
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TBItoy said:
Yeah, fact check that... Ford still owes the gov like 6 billion...

Ford took .gov BACKED loans from private banks. They didn't take a cent from taxpayers. The only way they would have to is if they didn't pay the banks back.
 
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5BrothersFabrication said:
Ford took .gov BACKED loans from private banks. They didn't take a cent from taxpayers. The only way they would have to is if they didn't pay the banks back.
Then the gov bailed out the banks...

It's not like we (taxpayers) had much of a choice in the matter anyway
 
Yet I haven't seen one dodge/ Cummins yeeehaaa chime in. Guess they know to stay out of that battle :****: :flipgotcha:
 
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I may get me a Ford truck...


Doc says I need to slow down and start walking more!!

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infamous1 said:
I may get me a Ford truck...


Doc says I need to slow down and start walking more!!

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That is some funny **** right there. molaugh
 
I can`t say ****. My 250 is at KEM racing right now having head studs and oringed heads installed. But I am driving a CUCV till it returns. Bad when a chevy is my fall back vehicle. lol

Damn, and I had to borrow a DOO DOO MAX to haul my rig to Harlan this year. Its depressing for me to even have to type this ford fans...
 
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