It's that time! Roll tide mo fo's

RHINO660 · Oct 4, 2015

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NOVI FED COUPE · Oct 4, 2015

zukimaster said:
. Lol

He showed up last night. Ga looked pathetic.

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zukimaster · Oct 10, 2015

Well, about the worst looking win I have seen in awhile, but a win is a win I guess! Way to go to you ole sorry ass Tennessee fans! Beat the Dawgs!

LandSpeeder · Oct 30, 2015

zukimaster said:
but a win is a win

...and them Updykes have to pull for AweBARN tomorrow, so they can control their own destiny and a trip to Atlanta! LOL!
If you don't pull fer Auburn tomorrow... you're not a true Alabama fan. LOL! I love it! ROH TAHDE

zukimaster · Oct 30, 2015

Harvey says Roll Tide

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MoparMan · Oct 30, 2015

zukimaster said:
Harvey says Roll Tide

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Somebody needs to cut off his ****, dip it in poison and choke him to death with it!

5BrothersFabrication · Oct 30, 2015

MoparMan said:
Somebody needs to cut off his ****, dip it in poison and choke him to death with it!

I'm going to need some backstory. :dunno:

85toyo · Oct 30, 2015

5BrothersFabrication said:
I'm going to need some backstory.

He poisoned the trees in Auburn that they like to throw 3 million feet of toilet paper on.

bbone · Oct 30, 2015

zukimaster said:
Harvey says Roll Tide

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you sir can **** the **** off

LandSpeeder · Oct 30, 2015

bbone said:
you sir can **** the **** off

I'm not going to need some backstory.

grcthird · Oct 31, 2015

5BrothersFabrication said:
I'm going to need some backstory.

You really haven't heard this story? Lemme fill ya in:

Dip **** is Alabama fan supreme, has kids named roll tide, packaderm, bear, and goal line stand. Goes to Auburn and dumps herbicide on the ground around the most sacred plants ever to grow out of the dirt in the state of Alabama, the old oak trees on toomer's corner that get rolled after every Auburn win. Auburn wins national championship at tiddlewinks, hop scotch, or any game of anything, Walmart runs out of toilet paper because it's all thrown in said sacred old oak trees. Dipshit calls in to sports talk radio show and on a live broad cast tells the whole college football nation about how he poisoned trees. Dude goes to jail, gets raped by former thug auburn players that were kicked off team, has to repay 873645 million dollars to replant trees that died and were cut down. Sacred old oak trees were cut down, hauled to secret storage/mill location and cut into tooth picks to be sold to any auburn fan that would pay for a piece of school history, and to Alabama fans that needed to start campfires. New trees were planted, Hagan has visited them and blessed them to be worthy of new forestly mascot status. Cruiser probably hiked a leg and gave his own sprinkle of fanly baptism.

At least that's what I heard, somewhat...

j-mox · Oct 31, 2015

5BrothersFabrication · Oct 31, 2015

grcthird said:
You really haven't heard this story? Lemme fill ya in:

Dip **** is Alabama fan supreme, has kids named roll tide, packaderm, bear, and goal line stand. Goes to Auburn and dumps herbicide on the ground around the most sacred plants ever to grow out of the dirt in the state of Alabama, the old oak trees on toomer's corner that get rolled after every Auburn win. Auburn wins national championship at tiddlewinks, hop scotch, or any game of anything, Walmart runs out of toilet paper because it's all thrown in said sacred old oak trees. Dipshit calls in to sports talk radio show and on a live broad cast tells the whole college football nation about how he poisoned trees. Dude goes to jail, gets raped by former thug auburn players that were kicked off team, has to repay 873645 million dollars to replant trees that died and were cut down. Sacred old oak trees were cut down, hauled to secret storage/mill location and cut into tooth picks to be sold to any auburn fan that would pay for a piece of school history, and to Alabama fans that needed to start campfires. New trees were planted, Hagan has visited them and blessed them to be worthy of new forestly mascot status. Cruiser probably hiked a leg and gave his own sprinkle of fanly baptism.

At least that's what I heard, somewhat...

I remeber that. I just didn't remember his name. Here in Knoxville, I have to stream the games on the radio and news is non-existent, so I rely heavily on the innerwebz to keep up with my team. The guys at work that are die-hard UT fans give me a hard time about him, playing the youtube video where he called into the radio show and admitted doing it. "Hell yeah I did it, ROLL DAMN TIDE!" I bet everybody listening to that radio show at that moment was like-

LandSpeeder · Oct 31, 2015

grcthird said:
You really haven't heard this story? Lemme fill ya in:

Dip **** is Alabama fan supreme, has kids named roll tide, packaderm, bear, and goal line stand. Goes to Auburn and dumps herbicide on the ground around the most sacred plants ever to grow out of the dirt in the state of Alabama, the old oak trees on toomer's corner that get rolled after every Auburn win. Auburn wins national championship at tiddlewinks, hop scotch, or any game of anything, Walmart runs out of toilet paper because it's all thrown in said sacred old oak trees. Dipshit calls in to sports talk radio show and on a live broad cast tells the whole college football nation about how he poisoned trees. Dude goes to jail, gets raped by former thug auburn players that were kicked off team, has to repay 873645 million dollars to replant trees that died and were cut down. Sacred old oak trees were cut down, hauled to secret storage/mill location and cut into tooth picks to be sold to any auburn fan that would pay for a piece of school history, and to Alabama fans that needed to start campfires. New trees were planted, Hagan has visited them and blessed them to be worthy of new forestly mascot status. Cruiser probably hiked a leg and gave his own sprinkle of fanly baptism.

At least that's what I heard, somewhat...

Jaysus Christ! I thought you had copied and pasted that til you mentioned me! You needs to be a damned book writer er sumpthin! Pure GOLD! Or Crimson...