All you bald headed bearded mofos

[jeeptj99]

So today I shaved my head. Straight razor to the scalp. I like it so I'll probably keep on doing it. What are you using for a razor? Also what are you people putting in your beards to keep them soft and smooth? Lady friend bitches when mine gets a little coarse.

 

[94xjsport94]

Need pics and a location.


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[tonybolton]

Re: Re: All you bald headed bearded mofos

LOL

Need pics and a location.


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[The Luke]

Bull semen. It's what all the hipsters use. Gives it shape n ****.

 

[P]

Bull semen. It's what all the hipsters use. Gives it shape n ****.

Exactly.. make sure you wear lots of Nine Line T shirts and order trendy coffee too

 

[tonybolton]

.....and a scarf.

#friendsareawesome

 

[jeeptj99]

Bull semen. It's what all the hipsters use. Gives it shape n ****.

We have a bull, wonder if he'd help me out

 

[money_pit_yj]

We have a bull, wonder if he'd help me out

Im sure he would. After a couple days he would probably be knocking on your window wanting to give you some product.

 

[jeeptj99]

Im sure he would. After a couple days he would probably be knocking on your window wanting to give you some product.

He's a giant mofo, wonder how much i could get out of him?

 

[1tonrenegade]

Cheap disposables an occasionally spilt beer an what ever I ate

 

[money_pit_yj]

Exactly.. male sure you wear lots of Nine Line T shirts and order trendy coffee too

I don't fit in hipster areas. I went to this new development that's all the rage in Memphis and ordered a $6 coffee and the dude was appalled that I didn't like it and poured it out and asked for some dishwater to wash the taste out of my mouth. I do enjoy shaking hands with them and watching them cringe as I put a death grip on them.

 

[The Luke]

I don't fit in hipster areas. I went to this new development that's all the rage in Memphis and ordered a $6 coffee and the dude was appalled that I didn't like it and poured it out and asked for some dishwater to wash the taste out of my mouth. I do enjoy shaking hands with them and watching them cringe as I put a death grip on them.

I can't take you or the mustache in your avatar seriously. He looks like the village people collided with the cast of "Over The Top".

 

[blacksheep10]

I can't take you or the mustache in your avatar seriously. He looks like the village people collided with the cast of "Over The Top".

So much better than other avatars. I just put Bert on a bearskin as his avatar mentally while seeing his actual one in my peripheral

 

[money_pit_yj]

I can't take you or the mustache in your avatar seriously. He looks like the village people collided with the cast of "Over The Top".

I am sorry, I will change it.

 

[Zjman]

I don't fit in hipster areas. I went to this new development that's all the rage in Memphis and ordered a $6 coffee and the dude was appalled that I didn't like it and poured it out and asked for some dishwater to wash the taste out of my mouth. I do enjoy shaking hands with them and watching them cringe as I put a death grip on them.

It does amaze me how many men have a dead fish handshake these days


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[ranger11]

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It does amaze me how many men have a dead fish handshake these days


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No kidding. I started teaching my boys around two years how to shake a hand. Soft hand shakes catch me off guard and makes me feel uncomfortable. Lol

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[poolman]

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No kidding. I started teaching my boys around two years how to shake a hand. Soft hand shakes catch me off guard and makes me feel uncomfortable. Lol

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I did the same, he always gets a good reaction after a firm handshake.

 

[poolman]

Dollar shave club is the best razors.

 

[tonybolton]

Most of the limp fish handshakes i've gotten were from Northerners......not stereotyping, jus sayin'.

However, i've been known to register more than 2 digits squeezing a bathroom scale with my hands.

 

[crawler 129]

This is a good beard oil . Bush master.

https://www.gibsgrooming.com/store/bush-master-beard-hair-tattoo-oil/1737f86c-259e-41cd-b2a0-09d32528f9b0?category=beard%20&%20facial