Drinking and Wheeling

[Gaylord]

Yeah, but bottles are easier to throw way out into the woods when on the trail cause they have more weight behind em :fawkdancesmiley::haha:

**The statement you have previously read is a joke in it's entirety and is by no means, meant to be taken literally**

Hmmmmmmm you make a valid point my friend..lol

 

[Weifallo]

I wish... :booo:

Yah... it's hard to get away from the office when NWW is active :rolleyes: :fawkdancesmiley:

I'd really appreciate if ya'd warm the weif up for me... I mean, god, sometimes it's like sitting on a cold toilet seat :fawkdancesmiley::fawkdancesmiley::fawkdancesmiley:

Awww.... you're sooo sweet.




....so where are my weif-warmers?? :redneck:

 

[Nuzzy]

Yah... it's hard to get away from the office when NWW is active :rolleyes: :fawkdancesmiley:



Awww.... you're sooo sweet.




....so where are my weif-warmers?? :redneck:

In Jobless's pants.




:D

 

[Not Jobless]

In Jobless's pants.

:D

How would you know what's in my pants :eeek:

....or



even if I'm wearing any :fawkdancesmiley:

 

[Nuzzy]

How would you know what's in my pants :eeek:

....or



even if I'm wearing any :fawkdancesmiley:

I was taking an edjucated guess and hoping it panned out :D:D:D

 

[Not Jobless]

I was taking an edjucated guess and hoping it panned out :D:D:D

Never know until you try :kiss:

 

[Nuzzy]

....so where are my weif-warmers?? :redneck:

In Jobless's pants.


:D

Never know until you try :kiss:

Weif, you're gonna need to stage a mission to reclaim your weif warmers in Brad's pants. He may or may not react with hostility... That will probably depend on if Lanie is in the vicinity at the time... You run point and I'll run support from the dodge parked down the road in the barn. I must warn you, there have been reports of early morning shots fired near the Jobless estate. Preliminary intell suggests a racoon tried to infiltrate the perimeter. It was not successful...


Please proceed with caution!

 

[Not Jobless]

Weif, you're gonna need to stage a mission to reclaim your weif warmers in Brad's pants. He may or may not react with hostility... That will probably depend on if Lanie is in the vicinity at the time... You run point and I'll run support from the dodge parked down the road in the barn. I must warn you, there have been reports of early morning shots fired near the Jobless estate. Preliminary intell suggests a racoon tried to infiltrate the perimeter. It was not successful...


Please proceed with caution!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

 

[skrause]

Weif, you're gonna need to stage a mission to reclaim your weif warmers in Brad's pants. He may or may not react with hostility... That will probably depend on if Lanie is in the vicinity at the time... You run point and I'll run support from the dodge parked down the road in the barn. I must warn you, there have been reports of early morning shots fired near the Jobless estate. Preliminary intell suggests a racoon tried to infiltrate the perimeter. It was not successful...


Please proceed with caution!

*queues Mission Impossible theme* :corn:

 

[Weifallo]

Weif, you're gonna need to stage a mission to reclaim your weif warmers in Brad's pants. He may or may not react with hostility... That will probably depend on if Lanie is in the vicinity at the time... You run point and I'll run support from the dodge parked down the road in the barn. I must warn you, there have been reports of early morning shots fired near the Jobless estate. Preliminary intell suggests a racoon tried to infiltrate the perimeter. It was not successful...


Please proceed with caution!

Prepping to deploy... what should the code word be when I find them?


...oh, i can't wait to be warm again!

 

[boxboy]

Prepping to deploy... what should the code word be when I find them?


...oh, i can't wait to be warm again!

"I need air" more of a code phrase

 

[Nuzzy]

Prepping to deploy... what should the code word be when I find them?

"I can't get his rear end engaged"



:redneck:

 

[MarcW]

"I can't get his rear end engaged"



:redneck:

hmmm :crazyguy:

 

[NotMatt]

"I can't get his rear end engaged"



:redneck:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

I'm dyin'... I'm dyin'

 

[Not Jobless]

Prepping to deploy...

...oh, i can't wait to be warm again!

You're in luck, I just got out of the shower...they'll be warm & clean :;

 

[Not Jobless]

"I can't get his rear end engaged"



:redneck:

If Weif came looking for a "warmer" I would have no probelm with "getting the rear engaged" :flipoff:

I'm dead if Lanie ever reads this **** :owned:

 

[68jeepsterkid]

I agree,no wheelin' and drinking it's to dangerous.

 

[iceman1]

I agree,no wheelin' and drinking it's to dangerous.

no wheeling and drinking...........isn't that a camp site?:fawkdancesmiley:

 

[Nuzzy]

If Weif came looking for a "warmer" I would have no probelm with "getting the rear engaged" :flipoff:

You should bend her over the hood of your jeep... errr... wait... nope, that ain't possible yet :redneck:





**Lanie - You didn't see or hear anything**

 

[Not Jobless]

You should bend her over the hood of your jeep... errr... wait... nope, that ain't possible yet :redneck:

Sure it is...it's just that the hood would be on the tractor :redneck:

 

[GRNTACO]

This thread started out lame but it is getting good.:corn:

 

[Nuzzy]

Sure it is...it's just that the hood would be on the tractor :redneck:

Well she thinks my tractor's sexy...

I'm sure she'd be more than willing to try yours out.


Then we can all sit around and discuss our tractors :D:D:D

 

[Weifallo]

Sure it is...it's just that the hood would be on the tractor :redneck:

It's true... I do love a good tractor!! :redneck:


would it be running?? i love it when it shakes....

 

[Not Jobless]

It's true... I do love a good tractor!! :redneck:


would it be running?? i love it when it shakes....

Ohhhhh...you better believe it shakes :redneck:

 

[archer1965]

*runs to garage to pull a couple plugs outta the Toyota*

My truck shakes pretty good :D

 

[Nuzzy]

Ohhhhh...you better believe it shakes :redneck:

If you stand in the bucket, I bet we could get the hydraulics to do all the hard work. Real nice and slow like :cool:






:cheer::beer::cheer::beer:

 

[Not Jobless]

If you stand in the bucket, I bet we could get the hydraulics to do all the hard work. Real nice and slow like :cool:


:cheer::beer::cheer::beer:

But you'd need a 3rd person (hot nakid chick) to run the controls :clappy:

 

[Nuzzy]

But you'd need a 3rd person (hot nakid chick) to run the controls :clappy:

Cody in his nurse outfit probably wouldn't be your ideal choice I'm assuming...




Well, if we there's promise of a wet tshirt contest, Nike would probably show up :D

 

[Not Jobless]

Well, if we there's promise of a wet tshirt contest, Nike would probably show up :D

I have a garden hose and lots of cold water :cool:

 

[Nuzzy]

I have a garden hose and lots of cold water :cool:

I'll get the flyers printed up to add credibility to our story :clappy: