Ever 'roll coal' into someone's car window????

[Digger 5]

Yesterday this asshat was weaving around traffic and later just happened to end up right across from my tailpipe with his driver's window down. My Excursion doesn't smoke much but I really wished I could fumigate the bastard.
Ever done it??

 

[CrustyJeep]

"Rolling coal" is the gheyest thing since KarlVP. However, like all things, there is a time and a place, and it sounds as though you found one. Idiot drivers make me want to kick puppies.

 

[zukkev]

Yup!!!Funny as hell too!!!:haha: You never seen a poor unsuspecting a-hole try to grab for his window crank so fast!!!:haha:

 

[tomsbrokeagain]

The thought has crossed my mind a time or two:redneck:

Ask Karl what happens when the turbo Volvo tries to pass in the middle turn lane.:haha:I rolled a cloud that covered the lanes.:redneck:

 

[KarlVP]

The thought has crossed my mind a time or two:redneck:

Ask Karl what happens when the turbo Volvo tries to pass in the middle turn lane.:haha:I rolled a cloud that covered the lanes.:redneck:

I laughed so hard, I almost **** my pants.

That was ****ing awesome.

And tom was towing too. Stupid Volvo, try to pass a D-max that's towing and see what happens.

 

[Clark]

that sounds like the perfect time to smoke him out, i usually smoke out people who tailgate me, or guys like you have in this situation.

 

[pokey]

Done the same thing many times with punks and their booming stereos. :haha:

 

[ain'tstuckjustresting]

About 2yrs ago I was building a water truck and was picking up the Chassis at the paint shop. All we had on it for exh. was a curved 4" pipe that came up behind the cab and over the frame pointing out the passenger side. Anyone who has heard a DT466 w/ about a 4' straight pipe knows how friggin loud they are. Well a 06' Vette w/the top down stops next to me at a light and the smug douche looks up at me and rev it up:jerkit: Well I waited for the light to turn and stood on the ***** with that pipe pointed directly at his fat head. :haha: He flew past me like I was on jacks but didn't seem to impressed. Speed ain't everything ass clown!

 

[Binder]

Done it and it was good.:awesomework:

 

[Glenn]

Done the same thing many times with punks and their booming stereos. :haha:

And other things too...involving snips. :;

 

[sixty-nine]

did it today to this hood rat kid. it slowed him down fast and just as fast was a finger with a **** you attached to it:haha:

 

[almost not done]

done it, A jerk off in down town everett had his johnny's in a up roar. In and out of traffic and almost to out two cars and my front end, stupid little ford mustang with reeco suave at the wheel ended up right next to me, window down im driving popps garbage hauler taking a load to the dump (1970 ford f350 smokin 390 4 barrel and the best part, siameese twin exhaust) I put that son of a bi*** in neutral and reved her up light turned green good buy mother f***er his whole car filled with black smoke so much that he got out of his car and walked away i laughed my ass off so hard i couldnt even drive it hurt so bad for two days great times man.:011: Hope he didnt get black lung:fawkdancesmiley:

 

[PUO-BANNED]

done it, A jerk off in down town everett had his johnny's in a up roar. In and out of traffic and almost to out two cars and my front end, stupid little ford mustang with reeco suave at the wheel ended up right next to me, window down im driving popps garbage hauler taking a load to the dump (1970 ford f350 smokin 390 4 barrel and the best part, siameese twin exhaust) I put that son of a bi*** in neutral and reved her up light turned green good buy mother f***er his whole car filled with black smoke so much that he got out of his car and walked away i laughed my ass off so hard i couldnt even drive it hurt so bad for two days great times man.:011: Hope he didnt get black lung:fawkdancesmiley:

Whatever:rolleyes:

9 times outta 10 it's the jackass in a diesel truck acting the fool :haha:

 

[np205]

Did it once with a work truck before, powerstroke. Very satisfiying!

 

[yota8]

When i read the ***le, i thought it was where you took a **** in someones window at night if they left it down :eeek:

 

[J_SIN]

"roll coal" has to be one of the gayest terms I've ever heard.

 

[zukkev]

And other things too...involving snips. :;

Don't piss off the pokeyman!!!:haha:

 

[JOOP]

Oh the many times I wish I could. I need to get a programmer. Mine won't smoke at all. :booo:

 

[Bunk1]

12V. prominent smoke. I had a tailgater on me..until i hit a hill, put it from 3rd to 4th doing 25 and stood on it. HHM, maybee a video is in order.

 

[crash2]

Who needs to brake a check a tailgater--when you have a dodge :haha:

 

[cisco]

The only time it actually went in someones window and filled their car was an accicent

 

[ToyZuki]

Skweeks has had to do this plenty of times. His wife likes to do convertibles. I borrowed his truck to go to cali and now i got to get one.

 

[FastEddy]

gotta love them road bicyclists there like target practice 5th gear hammer down riding the brakes at 45 oh yea isb power

 

[TheMasterbater]

I black smoked the ex when we were arguing, and she was following me to drop my truck off. she was not happy about the. When i got in her car 15 miles later it still smelled like diesel. :redneck:

 

[DHR Motorsports]

Whatever:rolleyes:

9 times outta 10 it's the jackass in a diesel truck acting the fool :haha:

X2.....

Around here it seems every dousche bag with a diesel has a programmer and exhaust and thinks it's a racecar...:rolleyes:

OOPS!! I almost forgot the pillar gauges also!!!:haha:

To me they land in the same category as a ricer....:looser:

 

[TheMasterbater]

:

OOPS!! I almost forgot the pillar gauges also!!!:haha:

Whats wrong with pillar gauges? A guy cant be cautious about watching temps? That makes me a douche bag? :kissmybutt:

 

[DHR Motorsports]

Whats wrong with pillar gauges? A guy cant be cautious about watching temps? That makes me a douche bag? :kissmybutt:

Nothing is wrong with the pillar gauges just most of the "race diesel" guys that think their truck is some 8 second hotrod have them and it's part of our laughter.

If you add them and think you are ricky racer then that makes you a dousche bag.
It's all in attitude.

Diesels are for towing and hauling heavy loads, they are not racecars....:awesomework:

 

[TheMasterbater]

My truck tows, it doesnt race. I know that. No reason to make it un-reliable. I like to get where im going with no problemo.

 

[DHR Motorsports]

My truck tows, it doesnt race. I know that. No reason to make it un-reliable. I like to get where im going with no problemo.

Exactly...

You know the type I am referring to though.

 

[Drifter]

My 22re STarted Smoking At a Stop. IT was three weeks of Monroe Stop light fun. The cars around you would disappear in a cloud of Smoke. I got a lot of these :flipoff::flipoff::flipoff::flipoff::flipoff::flipoff:

IT WAS SUMMER TIME WINDOWS DOWN.

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: