Favorite Christmas or holiday movie and a quote

[sexxy]

National lampoons Christmas vacation has got to be my favorite Christmas movie and it is full of quotes.

Cousin Eddie: S#!??ers full Merry Christmas

 

[Eddyj]

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be any more surpriseD.

 

[Beerj]

Deck the harrs with boughs of horry,
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.

 

[whiskeymakin]

SHITTERS FULL

honey have you checked our shitters lately

 

[easleycrawler]

YOU SERIOUS CLARK? Love that movie, already watched it 3 times this year.

 

[sexxy]

He's got some Mississippi leg hound.....

 

[RustyC]

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

 

[CHASMAN9]

Father Christmas: "If you see a sign that says 'Peep Show', that doesn't mean they're letting you look at presents before Christmas."

He looks like a pink nightmare!"

Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

 

[BUG-E J]

I can't get the antlers to stay on this little guy. We tried glue and tape.

Have you tried staples?

 

[twostep]

Save the neck for me Clark.

 

[tonybolton]

Re:

BUMPASES'S!!!!!!
(Most likely misspelled)

 

[BUG-E J]

You want me to fix you a sandwich?

 

[tyldyl12]

Re:

Where you going to fit a tree that big Griswold?

Bend over and I'll show you!

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

I wasn't talking to you!! (Looking to his wife.)

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[86chevota]

You want me to fix you a sandwich?

Have you senn the new one???

 

[BUG-E J]

Have you senn the new one???

Not yet. Is it as good?

 

[Jduck]

You want me to fix you a sandwich?

What is it with you and ****ing sandwiches!

 

[whiskeymakin]

Had a lot of help from ol jack daniels

 

[infamous1]

**** me santa **** me santa **** me santa lol

 

[Jeep Family]

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F$%^er

Its not Christmas till Hans Gruber falls off the Nakatomi Tower

 

[money_pit_yj]

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be any more surpriseD.

I ran a Christmas 5K dressed like cousin Eddie (when he was emptying the rv cigar and all) and had a random drunk throw her arms around me and say this line....It caught me by surprise because at the time I didn't remember that particular line from the movie. That and I was standing right next to my wife