tonybolton
Bypass Crawler
We all know'em.....we've all heard some good ones....now lets enjoy the laughs! You know....the guy with the Cherokee on 31's that climbed cable hill......the old guy that used to have a stock jeep that would climb straight up a wall....THOSE GUYS!
---Guy at work says he has/had a 14ft rat snake living under his house.
---Was informed by a co-worker once that he USED to be a member of Jeff Gordon's pit crew, but was let go because Jeff's wife was hitting on him. (keep in mind his job at the time telling me this he was making 9$ an hour)
---Another co worker....sees I have a screen saver of my dads Cuda and informs me he had a Camaro back in the 80's that would pull the front tires in 2nd gear on the street. I asked him what tires he was running and he said "them TURBO TEC's"
---Pulled up in wifes mothers driveway with my Mustang once and saw one of her punk ass 17 year old cousins there that is into the 240sx/drifting douche phase. I say nothing about my car or what I do. I see him turkey necking at my car and says, "Those are some wide ass tires on there!!!" I say..."Yea...those were the cheapest I could find". He asks, "What are they?" I say, 'They're Nitto NT01's". He nods and says "Cool cool coool....my buddy who is sponsored runs the NT02's" They do not make an NT02.....and he said his friend that is sponsored also works at Wendys flipping burgers.
These are just a few off the top of my head.....i'm sure you guys have some doozies!
---Guy at work says he has/had a 14ft rat snake living under his house.
---Was informed by a co-worker once that he USED to be a member of Jeff Gordon's pit crew, but was let go because Jeff's wife was hitting on him. (keep in mind his job at the time telling me this he was making 9$ an hour)
---Another co worker....sees I have a screen saver of my dads Cuda and informs me he had a Camaro back in the 80's that would pull the front tires in 2nd gear on the street. I asked him what tires he was running and he said "them TURBO TEC's"
---Pulled up in wifes mothers driveway with my Mustang once and saw one of her punk ass 17 year old cousins there that is into the 240sx/drifting douche phase. I say nothing about my car or what I do. I see him turkey necking at my car and says, "Those are some wide ass tires on there!!!" I say..."Yea...those were the cheapest I could find". He asks, "What are they?" I say, 'They're Nitto NT01's". He nods and says "Cool cool coool....my buddy who is sponsored runs the NT02's" They do not make an NT02.....and he said his friend that is sponsored also works at Wendys flipping burgers.
These are just a few off the top of my head.....i'm sure you guys have some doozies!