official I'M BETTY CROCKER ***** thread...

[Poohbair]

I Like... :awesomework:

 

[slednecks1124]

I Like... :awesomework:

Went and picked up some more fruit today from the store, added some strawberries,banannas, peaches, mangos, and sweet red cherrys:cool:

Tried some of the fruit that has been soaking since yesterday, taste like straight fawkin vodka:redneck:

 

[jprcrpr94]

Dinner last night.

The fiance also made wild rice and asparagus with hollandaise.

 

[jprcrpr94]

I can't stop myself...

Toasted bread, tuna glue, pickled jalapenos, cause I'm stupid like that...

Chili cheese fritos, what??? Bringing sammich making to whole a new level...

More toased bread, more tuna glue, cause only putting tuna on one slice of bread is for the weak minded...

Yellow mustard, fresh ground black pepper... You're silly for not making this yourself...

You've been watching way too much epic meal time!:fawkdancesmiley::haha:

 

[dirtygoat]

You've been watching way too much epic meal time!:fawkdancesmiley::haha:

I love those guys...:redneck:


Does your wood smell all fishy now???:fawkdancesmiley:

 

[Poohbair]

Fr staters... I cracked a PBR at 10am this morning.. so **** you allll...


Now that eht formalities are out of the way, I did yard work, boat work, woood work, shed owro, sprnilker work, and otehr **** from 9am about 4pm...



then I was hungrhry... so I wanted PIE>>>> turnes out it tkaes me 5 hours t o make a pie.. FML...


turns out I suck at making pei crust .. **** you betty cracker



1 is apple

1 is aple and some berries. cause berries are cool.


I was trying to make a tpe crust, but it pissed me off.. so it got a berrown surrrr ar crubmele...

 

[ain'tstuckjustresting]

You sir are **** hammered!:alcoholic: NICE.......................:awesomework: :beer: :awesomework:

 

[whatthe?]

You know, PBR works for dessert, you don't need the pie.

 

[hondakillah]

Made my grandmother's goulash tonight for tomorrow's lunch. But added a thing or two of my own... Actually, hers was just macaroni and sauce... so a couple more things than that...

Chicken diced, and in my breading bag

Seasonings in breading

Veggies, sauce (with awesome can opener), and beer of choice (go SeaChickens!)

Fry 'em up!

Throw it all in the pot

Spices in sauce:

Layer noodles and veggie mixture, lay bad ass chicken on top, and we're ready for lunch!!

 

[Oil can]

Here's what I've been stuck on for lunch for the last week, just can't get enough... :redneck:

Tuna on toasted bread with pickled jalapenos and chili cheese fritos... It's off the ****ing hook... :cool:

i tried this last week for lunch a few day and WOW! thats were its at. :cheer:

 

[dirtygoat]

Elk Pepperoni...:cool:

 

[dirtygoat]

Elk Summer Sausage...:cool:

 

[Poohbair]

Garlic Fried Taters, Pretzel Breaded Chicken, rolls, and beans...


it was fantastic....

 

[hondakillah]

Breakfast this morning

Left over leg of lamb steak, eggs with cheese, peppers, and mushrooms, and cottage cheese

 

[Poohbair]

A Gobble Gobble day feast...


Way too much food...

Had to start the morning off the right way to be socially adjusted...

Started with a 18lb turkey in the smoker at about 9:45 am...

Fried a bag of chicken breasts

8lb prime rib in the rotesserie

Turned the chicken w/ some sausage, celery, green onions, bean sprouts, and special seasoning into a batch of won-tons for an appetizer...

Brad was up all night, so he peeled an orange... :haha:

TJ and myself went thru ALOT of beer during the day... so he struck a pose...

Fastest way to cook a bunch of won-tons is in the deep fryer...

The appetizer pile... plus there was a big batch of bbq sausage smokies in the crock pot...

after 4.5 hours on the smoker, we pulled the turkey and threw it in the deep fryer...

And deep fryed bread...

Plus sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, homemade cranberry sauce, fruit salad, almond roasted green beans, and other stuff...



It was a feast :beer:

 

[dirtygoat]

Made elk burgers tonight...

 

[Poohbair]

 

[dirtygoat]

Elk country fried steak...

 

[dirtygoat]

Made some sloppy joes out of ground elk... Had to try it with a fried egg on it... We Todd did lee delicious...

 

[dirtygoat]

Made some peanut butter no bake cookies last night...

 

[dirtygoat]

Let the crock pot do it's thing over night for some elk stroganoff today...

 

[Glenn]

Are we supposed to guess what you made? :scratchhead:

 

[Jacob]

I won the Chili Cook Off today at work again 6 other contestants. They were all women...should have known better than to challenge a man at Chili!

 

[Poohbair]

Are we supposed to guess what you made? :scratchhead:

... come on man, its Lasagna!

 

[Poohbair]

I won the Chili Cook Off today at work again 6 other contestants. They were all women...should have known better than to challenge a man at Chili!

Nice work... bean chili or no bean?

 

[whatthe?]

Let the crock pot do it's thing over night for some elk stroganoff today...

Are you trying to tell us you got an elk this year?:hi:

 

[Jacob]

Nice work... bean chili or no bean?

Thanks. BEAN of course.

I won a Chili pot, big ladel, big spoon, chili powder, hot sauce, and an apron.

Funny thing is I don't use chili powder or hot sauce in my chili. Maybe that is why I won. :redneck:

 

[dirtygoat]

Are you trying to tell us you got an elk this year?:hi:

No, I don't hunt... Helped some buddies butcher up 4 elk plus a deer though... The summer sausage and pepperoni turned out awesome...

I get stuck on certian things for a bit until something else shiny comes along...:redneck:

 

[Poohbair]

On Friday night I grilled up some pork steaks from the pig I just got... sooooo much better than pork from the store! Along with some white rice, rolls w/ honey, and some beans...

And then I whipped up a loaf of banana bread...

 

[dirtygoat]

Nice, I was wondering how long it was gonna take you to stuff that pig in your mouth...:redneck: