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Skinny Jeans
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1TONTJ
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I absolutely hate them. My wife has some and I don't even like them on her.
It's hard to take a man seriously when he's wearing those damn things. Be a man and put some damn boot cuts on for crying out loud!
It's hard to take a man seriously when he's wearing those damn things. Be a man and put some damn boot cuts on for crying out loud!
viseashane1
Well-Known Member
Jj you would look good in them can we get a pic of you in yours 
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Nuts
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Beat me too it! Sagged skinny jeans are usually accompanied by a skin tight gay colored flannel and a stupid looking beany thats barely hanging onto the back of their head.FM5332FF said:
InDaShop
Dont Tread On Me
Last year at KOH one of the main event announcers Chad Ragland (who they replaced with Miles) wore maroon skinny jeans and stood up on the podium all day souning like and uninformed idiot and looking even worse. Dave made a bad call on that ****.
TN-CTD
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I got to Belmont here in Nashville and all of the guys and girls wear this stupid crap. Someone got offended when I asked if they used KY jelly to put on their pats in the AM :****: I don't understand trends like that but then again I also hate and don't understand running big rims and mud tires 
5BrothersFabrication
Zzzzz....
Some of my students wear those ****ing things, and sag with them too. If I catch a big enough gap, I'm going to step on them and hold them to the floor with a size 12 until everyone gets a good laugh. Then claim "if they were where they were supposed to be, this accident wouldn't have happened! "
Hope Springs Hauler
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Dudes in skinny jeans. They took the phrase "getting in her pants" the wrong way......
ridered3
Not Rigless
patooyee said:
Bet Tom Green and Lance Armstrong would take ya up on that offer :****:
TacomaJD
I LIKE CHEAP STUFF.....
gdf said:
Oh it happened. Me and my buddies always used to gaulk out the window at her when she'd walk to the mailbox, until I talked her into coming over one night. She brought Smirnoff, got naked, and whipped out them meat curtains on me....I never looked at her the same. :****:
TacomaJD
I LIKE CHEAP STUFF.....
rednecklights said:I'd rock skinny jeans .... and a flat Bill
You also like motorcycles with extended swingarms....
redneckengineered
Trailer Park Panty Dropper
I used to agree, I hated skinny jeans on chicks. Just because they are "in style" does not mean they look good. But, I have been converted by my latest girlfriend. The key is a bubble butt and some stripper high heels. You can't be rail thin or have a pancake ass and throw them on with your canvas flats that you bought from Tom's Shoes like most college girls do. Then you look like a frumpy pile of crap.
This is the best pic I had on my work computer. The girl on the right is not a midget, it's just my girl is wearing 6" heels.
As for dudes wearing them. I don't even think that's worth addressing laughing1
This is the best pic I had on my work computer. The girl on the right is not a midget, it's just my girl is wearing 6" heels.
As for dudes wearing them. I don't even think that's worth addressing laughing1
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patooyee
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I jinxed myself. Yesterday my wife came home from the mall with a pair of skinny jeans for her and my daughter.
Of course, my daughter being 2, she'll look cute in anything.
But now my wife is pissed at me because I told her she looked like **** in the jeans. :****:
Of course, my daughter being 2, she'll look cute in anything.
But now my wife is pissed at me because I told her she looked like **** in the jeans. :****:
ridered3
Not Rigless
patooyee said:
Honesty wasn't the best policy huh...
muddinmetal
Guntersville, AL
ridered3 said:
I think it was... what's the worse a woman can do? Not give you any? I can do it better myself anyways :****:
