Where are the Women?

muddinmetal said:

You are not the only person who has realized that btw

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If you will drive to Cullman I will let her out of laundry room. Can't carry her to Blount or Marshall county.

I am willing to drive to a get together/bonfire to meet a woman or two, I just can't stand uppity crazy ass women

rednecklights said:

Itd be a safe bet that my wife's "friends" are (1) married (2) married with chirruns (3) so completely effed up that I wouldn't do that to anyone I like.

Kerri did say if you need a baby sitter to go ride up this ways she'd be more than happy keep the bay-bay!

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That is very sweet of yall sir... & thank you for actually addressing my post

College = sluts of all ages. One guy in my program was 40 and he started dating one of our instructors. Just find the dumb one who needs help "studying" for a test. Several "good" girls there also.

Or date rape drugs... I like em barley breathing >

AW10 said:

College = sluts of all ages. One guy in my program was 40 and he started dating one of our instructors. Just find the dumb one who needs help "studying" for a test. Several "good" girls there also.

Or date rape drugs... I like em barley breathing >

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This is scary to say out loud, but I have never had any trouble attracting barely/not so legal women... Actually, I have a 20 year old who wants to come spend the weekend with me, but honestly I am not looking for that... I want a good southern gal who isn't afraid to get dirty, has had some rough times & is better for it, & isn't F'n crazy...

muddinmetal said:

& isn't F'n crazy...

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They all have a little crazy in em'. Just a matter of time before it shows.

muddinmetal said:

This is scary to say out loud, but I have never had any trouble attracting barely/not so legal women... Actually, I have a 20 year old who wants to come spend the weekend with me, but honestly I am not looking for that... I want a good southern gal who isn't afraid to get dirty, has had some rough times & is better for it, & isn't F'n crazy...

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I hear ya buddy. As much as it sucks to even consider doing; if your not meeting new people regularly to even have a chance at finding someone, then use the net. Every woman on those dating sites are looking for a date. You just have to get over your pride. Isnt it 1/3 of all relationships start online now? Facebook is free but not everyone on there is actively looking.

All mine or my wives friends who were "looking", end up in the biggest messes because they try so hard to make something that is never going to work, work. Do the things you like to do and build relationships with the women that are around and then see what happens. Sounds dumb, but all my buddies from college either tried to turn a hoe into a housewife or they married some chick who didn't like anything they did and most are either divorced or miserable. My wife and I played softball on the same team, first date was riding four-wheelers and we always ended up at the same bar after hanging out with our friends all night. That was 13 years and 2 kids ago. My point is the last thing I was looking for was a relationship, I didn't even want to deal with hooking up with random skeezers, too much drama. Just do what you do and something good will come along. Plus you have to be careful how you handle women cause you have little eyes watching and they soak up everything!

Of course I would always keep a spare scale around just to scare off any other men who may be eyeing the same woman!

I have realized that finding available women from 20-39 is REALLY tough


So this is what we have to go on?
What are you in the market for? Black, white, orange, yellow, green (taste funny) tall, short, real short, carnie size short, 2 legs, 4 legs, chew tobacco, spit tobacco, swallow tobacco, fish, hunt, gatherers, Josh's sister, my sister (don't have one) your sister, your sisters brother( other side of fence) rich, trailer park poor, dirt poor, smart, dumb, high school GED, working, not working, Obama check momma, kids, no kids, baby maker, baby taker, four wheeler, 2 wheeler, 3d wheeler, 5th wheeler, skinny, skinnier, anorexic, balemic, contortionist, cartoonist, phlebotomist, atheist, catholic, pagan, toothed, toothless, dentures(my personal favorite) wheeler dealer, coppa feeler? Give us an idea so the next time I am in the Walmart check out line, I can tell the 350 pound freelance tattoo artist/ bill board in front of me with the cart full of Twinkies and diet Coke in bicycle shorts and tube top, where she can find her dream man at the next NASCAR race

Tindr

Also anytime you have a friend or relative in the hospital make sure you visit them often, nurses make good money and are smart, still have some crazies but there is a ton of potential. Go get your teeth cleaned, my wife cleans teeth, and all the girls she works with or has worked with at all her offices have been pretty cool.

money_pit_yj said:

All mine or my wives friends who were "looking", end up in the biggest messes because they try so hard to make something that is never going to work, work. Do the things you like to do and build relationships with the women that are around and then see what happens. Sounds dumb, but all my buddies from college either tried to turn a hoe into a housewife or they married some chick who didn't like anything they did and most are either divorced or miserable. My wife and I played softball on the same team, first date was riding four-wheelers and we always ended up at the same bar after hanging out with our friends all night. That was 13 years and 2 kids ago. My point is the last thing I was looking for was a relationship, I didn't even want to deal with hooking up with random skeezers, too much drama. Just do what you do and something good will come along. Plus you have to be careful how you handle women cause you have little eyes watching and they soak up everything!

Of course I would always keep a spare scale around just to scare off any other men who may be eyeing the same woman!

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My wife was my best friend, we were in a lot of ways the same person, but then she left... I actually hate drunk women, which knocks out about 40% of women out there & I sure don't want a desperate woman who has been broken too many times, which knocks out a bunch of the remaining 60 %

ibrokeit said:

Tindr

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Gotta have FB

Serious question though y'all, Where are the 315 women registered on this site.... I can only think of about 5

AW10 said:

Facebook is free but not everyone on there is actively looking.

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That means you find less desperate/crazy bitches on FB

Here is what to expect...... ;D

https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

Everybody might laugh but my ole lady found me on POF. It is totally free and there is for sure some CRAZYASS chicks on there. If you weed through those there really is some decent chicks on there that are just tired of the bar scene.

civicmindedex79 said:

Everybody might laugh but my ole lady found me on POF. It is totally free and there is for sure some CRAZYASS chicks on there. If you weed through those there really is some decent chicks on there that are just tired of the bar scene.

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My best friend on here fell for a chick that turned out to be engaged & found a stage 5 clinger on there,,, it scares me :****:

muddinmetal said:

My best friend on here fell for a chick that turned out to be engaged & found a stage 5 clinger on there,,, it scares me :****:

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There is a reason I put the CRAZYASS first and weed through second. I met quite a few BIG liars if you know what I mean on there as well.