Where are the Women?

TacomaJD · May 27, 2015

Re: Re: Where are the Women?

CHASMAN9 said:
I have realized that finding available women from 20-39 is REALLY tough

So this is what we have to go on?
What are you in the market for? Black, white, orange, yellow, green (taste funny) tall, short, real short, carnie size short, 2 legs, 4 legs, chew tobacco, spit tobacco, swallow tobacco, fish, hunt, gatherers, Josh's sister, my sister (don't have one) your sister, your sisters brother( other side of fence) rich, trailer park poor, dirt poor, smart, dumb, high school GED, working, not working, Obama check momma, kids, no kids, baby maker, baby taker, four wheeler, 2 wheeler, 3d wheeler, 5th wheeler, skinny, skinnier, anorexic, balemic, contortionist, cartoonist, phlebotomist, atheist, catholic, pagan, toothed, toothless, dentures(my personal favorite) wheeler dealer, coppa feeler? Give us an idea so the next time I am in the Walmart check out line, I can tell the 350 pound freelance tattoo artist/ bill board in front of me with the cart full of Twinkies and diet Coke in bicycle shorts and tube top, where she can find her dream man at the next NASCAR race

Are you kin to this guy? Lol!

http://youtu.be/CYEFcD3Xxzk

pholmann · May 27, 2015

**** man at this point I have no clue where to find a "good" woman. I've been with mine for 15 years. It would definitely be intimidating to get back out there if I had to. Props to you. Id say church is a no!! Bars, eh???? Grocery store? Seems logical. I think most everyone has jumped on the internet dating bandwagon. I don't believe I could force myself to do that. I'm going with grocery store. Hell everyone has to eat. Just be careful, I'd think it would be really easy to seem creepy there since they are there looking for food not a man. Look at that left hand. No ring, cast a line.

muddinmetal · May 27, 2015

pholmann said:
**** man at this point I have no clue where to find a "good" woman. I've been with mine for 15 years. It would definitely be intimidating to get back out there if I had to. Props to you. Id say church is a no!! Bars, eh???? Grocery store? Seems logical. I think most everyone has jumped on the internet dating bandwagon. I don't believe I could force myself to do that. I'm going with grocery store. Hell everyone has to eat. Just be careful, I'd think it would be really easy to seem creepy there since they are there looking for food not a man. Look at that left hand. No ring, cast a line.

I did just that last week... Let's just say I'll have to try again

onepieceatatime · May 27, 2015

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There's some hot women at the grocery stores, gyms too. Might be able to find that woman whose trying to get herself in shape to find her a new man. If they got a scale squeezing machine you'll be sure to draw their attention.

pholmann · May 27, 2015

I see all kinds of good looking woman at the store. Granted I'm just looking because, well any more would cost half everything I own. Also you can scope out how they pay for their food. EBT= RUN. Instead of making a weekly trip to the grocery store you can make several smaller runs. Increases your odds of seeing more wimmens. Lol

TacomaJD · May 27, 2015

Again I suggest Facebook because it does not fall under a category other than common social networking. Most aren't on there to hookup, but it is very easy to do. Everybody has a Facebook, it's not a dating site, hookup site, inbred farmer ****ing site, etc......it's just an extension of one's socialism. Just like you like to get on here and talk 4wd's. I guarantee if you started one with the mindset that you would delete it if you did not like it, you would probably keep it. It's handy for a lot of things. It's a handy tool to me for several things.

tallnate · May 27, 2015

haha,.. I wish hardline was more like facebook so I could "Like" a bunch of the comments on this post.

Elliott · May 27, 2015

Easiest way to get a woman is not to be looking for one, I know that sounds stupid but it's the truth.Once your not over thinking it, they will fall from the sky.

pholmann · May 27, 2015

Very true.

zukimaster · May 27, 2015

Man, you live in Guntersville, we used to go to the Networks Lounge all the time! The cougar capital of Alabama, God it was fun, hot middle aged women looking for a young buck! Like shooting fish in a barrel! Don't worry about trying to lock one down, act like you don't care if they catch on fire and die, and you will have to beat them off of you! Unless you look like Brock! :flipoff1:

xjtony · May 27, 2015

I'm 32 and I second the facepage. Although I'm looking for the women 30 and up because I'm done with the randoms. I will say its tuff for me to find women that I like that are interested in me. I'm a skinny fawker, and the gals eye I catch are the fattys and ones that totally annoy me.

94xjsport94 · May 28, 2015

All women love to be swept off their feet but they all freak out when you try and put them in the trunk.

I'm 20, in college-technical school, and work full time. A lot of girls my age don't want to even bother talking to me because I work 2nd shift and almost every weekend because they'd rather be out with some fratbag all the time. I'd love to have a lady friend but it's not in the cards for me right now. I guess the only positive is more money for shitbox.

My last girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, is she trying to calculate velocity?

scrowexj · May 28, 2015

Yeah facebook is the way to go. I was one of the people that never intended to have a facebook , I hated it and told all my friends how gay it was until I was single. And one of my buddies kept telling me to get one so I did, plus I was tired of doing the 5 finger shuffle , and damn at the hot women you can find on there . It took me like 2 days to find the one I have now. so im like x10 on the facebook bite the bullet and make you one

stano · May 28, 2015

I'm in no way qualified to give dating advise, I have been married to my wife/bestfriend since Michael Jackson was black and wouldn't take any thing for her. One thing I can say about meeting people is get a dog and take em with you, walk it in the park, take it to Lowes and any of the dog friendly business' in town. I am a contractor and I have a German Shepherd that goes with me almost always and I am amazed at the amount of random people who like to talk to me about him. Both women and men will strike up a convo and I'd think you'd atlest have something in common at that point? Just my .02. PS get a real dog too, no ankle biters, your potential new wimmens don't want to sissy........

muddinmetal · May 28, 2015

stano said:
I'm in no way qualified to give dating advise, I have been married to my wife/bestfriend since Michael Jackson was black and wouldn't take any thing for her. One thing I can say about meeting people is get a dog and take em with you, walk it in the park, take it to Lowes and any of the dog friendly business' in town. I am a contractor and I have a German Shepherd that goes with me almost always and I am amazed at the amount of random people who like to talk to me about him. Both women and men will strike up a convo and I'd think you'd atlest have something in common at that point? Just my .02. PS get a real dog too, no ankle biters, your potential new wimmens don't want to sissy........

I have a one year old that goes with me almost everywhere, he brings them in spades, but usually older & married are the name of the game there

ibrokeit · May 28, 2015

zukimaster said:
Man, you live in Guntersville, we used to go to the Networks Lounge all the time! The cougar capital of Alabama, God it was fun, hot middle aged women looking for a young buck! Like shooting fish in a barrel! Don't worry about trying to lock one down, act like you don't care if they catch on fire and die, and you will have to beat them off of you! Unless you look like Brock!

:flipper: