Can I Tap That?

[redneckabbott]

Apparently this has been going around all the forums and only seemed right to spread it here. Seems simple enough...just txt a girl asking when you can "tap that" and post the convo so we can have a good laugh or give kudos. Links to other forums its going around on
http://www.fullsizechevy.com/forums/off-topic/whatever/394322-can-i-tap.html
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

 

[P]

I'll play tommorow... wife is having a not so good today today . laughing1

 

[P]

P : When you gonna let me tap that

MPH: Anytime you want.

uke:

 

[redneckabbott]

I used my friends fiance for warmup

Me: Hey!
Her: Hey what?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what? who is this?
Her: guess what
Me: Allen is ok with it and its all good before Oct.
Me: what
Her: Allen will punch you in your fat grill and I no longer have a crappy phone
Me: lol
Her: its lime green nigga
Me: sounds sweet, I'll check it out when Allen not around so we can get busy
Her: Only if you give me $500 2 go shopping tom!!
Me: done
Her:U n Allen been talkin?
Me: yea but he don't have 2 kno bout us!
Her: Daryl y u bein gay
Me: this is total opposite of gay (and then I told her what was up and me and Allen txt the whole time bout wat was goin on)

 

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P : When you gonna let me tap that ?

Masons Girl Courtney : After you and Miles chuckle chuckle


Damn, she was on to me...

 

[redneckabbott]

Me: when u gonna let me tap that?
Aaron wood: anytimes good for me
Me: Score

 

[P]

I went ahead and sent a request to the wife..... I got nothing back so far

 

[redneckabbott]

I've read some funnys of guys doing that. funniest 1 made the guy sleep on the couch and he was so excited cause he got to stay up and watch the 72" lol

 

[blacksheep10]

wow I'm old. wtf is pb nation. I got on there to read the thread you linked. I"m lost as ****, are they all 15 year olds?

 

[redneckabbott]

wow I'm old. wtf is pb nation. I got on there to read the thread you linked. I"m lost as ****, are they all 15 year olds?

I think its a paintball forum but idk, they gave that link on fullsize chevy.
*just checked it out and deff paintball

 

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I went ahead and sent a request to the wife..... I got nothing back so far

I got a reply on the way home....

Amber : You got to hit it less then 48 hours ago !

laughing1

 

[redneckabbott]

Tryed a new one tonight

Me: When can I tap that?
Katlyn: Tap wat? ur feet? u can tap that all day
Me: you kno wat i'm talkin bout. its an easy question
Katlyn: Nevvver :0
Me: you never wanna have any fun

Guess it didnt help shes lesbian :****: