Dear AMBO

[Deep South]

When I die, will you hook me up with the Hardline discount on my embalmbing?

 

[P]

Ill get you some business cards. Please pass them out to all your wild friends and any elderly/ sickly people you may associate with.

K Thanx Bye

P

 

[6uldv8]

The official Hardline embalming fluid is beer!

 

[Deep South]

The official Hardline embalming fluid is beer!

See, that's why I love you guys.

If I could get the hookup and be embalmbed with Beast Light, I'd probably rise from the dead and live FOREVA

Also, I figured I could trust Ambo to keep me safe from the Necro's whilst being prepared for worm food.

The sad truth is I can see Paul fawking with my dead body and proppin me up for pics and stuff for the website... which, I would't give a fawk 'cause I'd be dead and all

 

[Ambo]

When I die, will you hook me up with the Hardline discount on my embalmbing?

Of course... Friends and family discount for the wife! I want her to have money leftover to be able to "move on."

 

[Bones]

Burn me please and have Miles jump me with the Fitty.

 

[Ambo]

Burn me please and have Miles jump me with the Fitty.

Will do... You want to go ahead and pre-arrange your services? You get a guaranteed price for life that way... No price increase for you little buddy!

 

[Deep South]

Question:

Can dead guys really pass gass and get raging boners?

If I get wood after I pass can I get the happy ending added to my preparation?

 

[Bones]

Will do... You want to go ahead and pre-arrange your services? You get a guaranteed price for life that way... No price increase for you little buddy!

Sure, do I need to be transfered to 'Bama for the burning though?

 

[Deep South]

Sure, do I need to be transfered to 'Bama for the burning though?

You'll save money on transport if you get burned locally.

 

[Cole]

Burn me please and have Miles jump me with the Fitty.

My stepdads father is sitting in the room with me right now. He is in a nice Black Box. Its funny because people come in the house sit down and never realize whats in the black box beside them.

 

[Speeding]

My stepdads father is sitting in the room with me right now. He is in a nice Black Box. Its funny because people come in the house sit down and never realize whats in the black box beside them.

Creepy...

 

[bigsilly]

I have my black lab in a box in my living room. One of my wife's friends was over helping her do some decorating one night and opened the box and saw the bag with her ashes and wanted to know if that was where I kept my pot, not knowing it was the ashes of my pet. laughing1 laughing1

 

[InDaShop]

Cause you look like you routinely smoke the devils lettuce.

 

[blacksheep10]

burn me in a hedge pyre afloat on a pond and let it sink

 

[P]

Sure, do I need to be transfered to 'Bama for the burning though?

I got an arrangement for you on that. AirMed also transport's mortal remains


( we got him coming and going Amber ! chaaa ching !! )

 

[Bones]

I got an arrangement for you on that. AirMed also transport's mortal remains


( we got him coming and going Amber ! chaaa ching !! )

Damn! costs a lot to die!

 

[Ambo]

Then try not to die if the cost is that much of an issue for you.... ;D

 

[Bones]

Then try not to die if the cost is that much of an issue for you.... ;D

You two are in my will, you get all my debts

 

[Deep South]

Does the work ever creep you out Ambo or is living with Paul made you apprecaite the dead and silent. laughing1