I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. I'm votingDemocrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on agallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the samegallon of gas at 15% isn't. I'm voting Democrat because Ibelieve the government will do a better job of spending themoney I earn than I would. I'm voting Democrat because freedomof speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'mvoting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust thatthe bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. I'm voting Democrat because I believethat people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CANtell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years ifI don't start driving a Prius. I'm voting Democrat becauseI'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies solong as we keep all death row inmates alive. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit. I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberaljudges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suitsome fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past thevoters. I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmlyplanted up my @#% it's unlikely that I'll ever have anotherpoint of view. 'A Liberal is a person who will give awayeverything they don' t own'
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. I'm votingDemocrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on agallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the samegallon of gas at 15% isn't. I'm voting Democrat because Ibelieve the government will do a better job of spending themoney I earn than I would. I'm voting Democrat because freedomof speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'mvoting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust thatthe bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. I'm voting Democrat because I believethat people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CANtell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years ifI don't start driving a Prius. I'm voting Democrat becauseI'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies solong as we keep all death row inmates alive. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit. I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberaljudges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suitsome fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past thevoters. I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmlyplanted up my @#% it's unlikely that I'll ever have anotherpoint of view. 'A Liberal is a person who will give awayeverything they don' t own'