Goat man

[doctordick]

Wildlife officials in Utah are concerned for the safety of the 'goat man'. :****: A man has been spotted wearing a goatskin suit complete with horns and a goat mask crawling around on his hands and knees following a herd of wild goats. Officials believe that he may in danger since male goats are very territorial and it is mating season. Rumors that the 'goat man' was carrying a can of Roger's Goat Grease have not been confirmed. ;D

 

[KyTrash]

Are they afraid that hes going to be breeding or getting bred ?

 

[ridered3]

Are they afraid that hes going to be breeding or getting bred ?

YES!

 

[RobbyBobby]

Well Gotdayum yall, you found Jon-john! Mama's been real worried about him since he wondered off into the desert after KOH. He showed up for a minute working quality control at FOA and was doin a helluva job but they fired him for givin out meth to the workers to increase production and then he dissapeared again. I'm real glad he's doin good and found something worthy to do withhisself. Them rangers need to be worried about them fawkin goats not jon-john.....idiots

 

[ap]

Lol!

 

[doctordick]

The following message was posted on Facebook yesterday:

John-Jon in no dangur de goats in dangur of gud luving dum sumbiches middel fangers.

 

[TacomaJD]

The following message was posted on Facebook yesterday:

John-Jon in no dangur de goats in dangur of gud luving dum sumbiches middel fangers.

 

[Brad597]

 

[Brad597]

Sorry messed it up.^^^^^^^^^^

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Sorry messed it up.^^^^^^^^^^

Fixed it.

 

[Brad597]

Thanks John , I'm computer stupid.

 

[doctordick]

Utah wildlife officials say they have received a call from "goat man". The man claimed to be a hunter from southern California who was trying out his goat suit. He told authorities he had an archery goat hunt scheduled in Canada in the fall and wanted to see how close he could get to the wild goats.
RIIIIGHT, good one, John-jon