JOKE

[Jimbo]

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Subj: Grandpa is lost



ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:

Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall!

My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall and got very
frightened.
He approached a uniformed policeman and sobbed, "I've lost my
grandpa!!!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

My grandson hesitated for a moment, wiped his tears onto his sleeve
and then replied,

"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

 

[Bones]

baaahahahahaha

 

[s10me]

 

[under_psi]

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Subj: Joel is Lost



JOEL, HEED THIS WARNING:

Do NOT lose your Son in the Mall!

My son got away from me Sunday at the mall and got very
frightened.
He approached a uniformed policeman and sobbed, "I've lost my
DAD!!!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

My son hesitated for a moment, wiped his tears onto his sleeve
and then replied,

"Bud Select and women with big tits."

fissed

 

[Rescue1]

laughing1 laughing1 laughing1 laughing1

 

[Juan_Hong_Loe]

Aight so I heard one this weekend. Not really a joke but still funny.

So you guys all know what the shocker is, "Two in da pink, one in da stink!"

What about the caravan? "Two in da front, five in da rear!"

 

[Bones]

boooo, (throwing beer cans on stage)

 

[InDaShop]

Going to hell???

 

[b5010]

Going to hell???

yes you are(thats some funny ****)

 

[zukiscott]

GOOD GOD MAN....

I clicked on here cause I thought Jimbo had surfaced :****: