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OBAMA !!

---George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and
ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call
Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs
him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6
million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.


Finally George Bush gets his turn and talk for 4 hours.
When he was finished the devil informed him that
there would be no charge for the call
and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
 
A List That Explains Most Everything...

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats,
give them this list.

They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the

same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from

murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt

away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even

and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the

Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because
it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
 
Brilliant

InDaShop said:
A List That Explains Most Everything...

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats,
give them this list.

They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the

same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from

murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt

away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even

and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the

Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because
it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
 
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Hell man, that's nothin'> He did that a couple of months ago. Since then he has issued an executive order to begin implementing the UN's UNCLOS treaty. Treaties must be ratified by a two thirds vote of the senate and Obama knows that will never happen so, like a lot of other things, he'll sneak it in the back door. Essentially the "Law of the Sea" treaty cedes U.S. sovereignity over our own territorial waters and waterways to the United Nations. The UN definition of waterways is any running water that flows into the oceans. Since every little creek eventually flows into the sea, well you can figure it out for yourself. Matt's gonna love it when some UN bureaucrat shows up at Smith lake and tells him he can't take his boat out. And by the way, he'll have to tear down the BK Lounge, too since the treaty also includes the surrounding land. Stay tuned, also on the UN agenda is Gun control, Land use, international financial tax (you'll have to kick back to the UN every time you buy something, write a check or make a deposit) That's the Robin Hood tax that the Chicago nurses were demonstrating for. Oh yeah, I almost forgot the global "carbon tax" that's already being collected on American commercial aircraft flying into Europe and guess who gets the money. Scared to death yet? If you're not then you should be.
 
I bought a bird feeder. I hungit on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birdstaking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boardsof the patio, above the table and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile,the chairs, the table ..Everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my ownpocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. Theysat on the feeder and squawked and screamed atall hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ..... Quiet, serene....a and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seenby an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class isbehind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags otherthan 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
 
Elliott said:
Clinton tried to pass the piss in a cup bill and they wouldn't go for it said it was a violation of rights.I say they should do it and put a 2 year limit on any kind of help. AND stop calling help an entitlement, no one is entitled to ****, you get what you work for, if you don't want to work as hard as I do you shouldn't have what I have.

You got that **** right ! :afro:'s
 
Great find. This site gives me hope that there might be a few like minded people out there. Maybe we can get this **** turned around, and hopefully I've been prepping for nothing.
 
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