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patooyee

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As many may know my house recently flooded. Floors, cabinets, some drywall needed to be replaced. In the process my wife wanted to renovate my daughter's bathroom. I kind of did too so no big deal. We spent a week drywalling, texturing, and painting it and then my wife decides she doesn't like the color of the bathtub. I don't give a **** about the color of it but it is an old-ish tub and the cream-white that it is is somewhat outdated and we have found that it is impossible to closely match a new toilet and sink to it. (Our old toilet blew over and shattered while we were storing it on our back porch during the renovation and we don't have a sink for the new vanity yet because it hasn't arrived.) The tub is dry-walled in from wall to wall, floor to ceiling. To replace it would mean re-doing all the work we literally just finished doing. I told my wife that it isn't going to happen come hell or high water. Not only because I don't want to redo everything we just did but also because the flood repair, as minor repairs often do, has turned into a complete renovation of the house interior and we have spent way too much beyond what insurance is giving us. So now we are arguing about what color toilet to get.

I don't care if the only toilet available is neon-****ing-green. The tub isn't getting replaced.

We got a toilet that is SOMEWHAT close in color but not exact and, to me, it looks like we were obviously trying to match the tub and failed. I think that, since we know we aren't going to match the tub, we should just get a plain white toilet since it is kind of a "default" color. Light switches, base boards, closet doors, washer and dryer are all white because that is just what items like that default to if you know what I mean.

She wants to keep the somewhat-matching toilet.

What would you do? Like I said, at this point I don't care if the toilet clashes. But I think "default-white" would clash less than "we-suck-at-picking-colors-tan."
 
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Get one of those drop in replacement liners for the tub... can get any color she wants
 
There are people that refinish the old cast iron fitted tubs. My sister is having an old ugly ass sink refinished for her million dollar ****in overpriced house. Ugliest goddamn sink I've ever seen. Anyway people can do that for u. My
Mom had one done in our old house where I grew up. It was some ugly ass 70's color and it was made white. They can even repair any chips in the old ceramic finish first. Probably going to be your best bet. It's a couple hundred bucks probably but would save a ton of work.
 
Cotton12v said:
I have read and seen on diy tv that tubs can be painted. May be worth looking into :dunno:

We had considered that but couldn't find any long-term reviews of the paint?
 
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rednecklights said:
how close is it to the tub ?

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Tub is a cream color. The closest we could find any any store was "bone" if that tells you anything.
 
Well, never mind. She just told me she unpacked the toilet and assembled it. No returning it now!
 
I think he meant distance. Could you **** on toilet and puke into the tub?
I love bathrooms like that!
 
patooyee said:
We had considered that but couldn't find any long-term reviews of the paint?

I painted the tub at my old house and followed the steps to clean/prep and the **** peeled off the bottom in a mater of weeks. Biggest waste of time and money.
 
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I just really hope the mismatched stuff doesn't mess your daughter up long term............wearing pink and orange and red....oh wait that is the kids style now

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infamous1 said:
I just really hope the mismatched stuff doesn't mess your daughter up long term............wearing pink and orange and red....oh wait that is the kids style now

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She's already going to be screwed up enough with Mom being an Alabama fan and me being Georgia. :)
 
patooyee said:
We had considered that but couldn't find any long-term reviews of the paint?

Mom and Dad had a 50 year old bathroom sink and tub done in their house over 10 years ago. Has one very small place in the sink that has shown up but looks great and has held up well.
 
Joc said:
I painted the tub at my old house and followed the steps to clean/prep and the **** peeled off the bottom in a mater of weeks. Biggest waste of time and money.

This!!!!!! Don't paint.

I did the same thing on a green tub and orange sink in my rent house that I was living in. Came off the bottom of the tub in a matter of weeks. Leaving me to pick at the sides and top to get it off. The sink lasted a couple of years but only because my wife was VERY careful cleaning it for those first couple of years. Once she had to get on it with some force and powerful cleaning agents the paint came right off.
 
patooyee said:
Our old toilet blew over and shattered while we were storing it on our back porch during the renovation

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molaugh I've been married 23 years....I got a damn good laugh outta this! :****:
Good luck and yes there are companies out there that can refinish tubs and sinks.
If momma ain't happy,ain't nobody happy!!!!! ;D
 
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mna0121 said:
I don't care if the only toilet available is neon-****ing-green. The tub isn't getting replaced

So the new tub is on back order? ;D
Yes. It's neon green to match the toilet. :)
 
I ran into the same problem on a rental house I flipped a few years ago. It would have been a weeks worth of work to get the shower/ tub combo out and redo everything. I went to Home Depot and bought the two part epoxy kit to refinish the tub. It ended up taking three or four kits to finish the job because I was painting a green tub white but the finished product looked like new. I removed the old caulk around the edge before painting and ran new caulk afterwards and nobody could tell the difference. It saved me a lot of time and money. Only word of advice is make sure everything is covered that you don't want the new color because it is hell to get off. Good luck with it.
 
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