What can you do?

I love all these new threads about what we carry, what hurts, and all the other personal things that go past our vehicles and building projects. So, what can you do? Like what are you good at? Wheeling related or not.

I can cook. Probably one of the best rib cooks around my area. I love cooking all types of food.


So what can you do?

Damn....now i'm just depressed. I read the other thread of "whats wrong with you" and thought..."ehh...im not off too bad after all!"

Now I read this and i'm like, "****....what can I do thats pretty good.....DAMN!"

Hell...I guess I show up to work everyday on time. How ****in' "no child left behind" is that!

Pretty damn good at spreading gravel with a dump truck !!

Since my wife got her hip replaced, I can masturbation like a mother ****er. And now that she got me a shake weight, I'm in the process of honing my skills to do it 7x's faster, just like the box says. :****:

mckeddie said:

Since my wife got her hip replaced, I can masturbation like a mother ****er. And now that she got me a shake weight, I'm in the process of honing my skills to do it 7x's faster, just like the box says. :****:

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Lmao


Joe Eck

Professional beer drinker

money_pit_yj said:

I love all these new threads about what we carry, what hurts, and all the other personal things that go past our vehicles and building projects. So, what can you do? Like what are you good at? Wheeling related or not.

I can cook. Probably one of the best rib cooks around my area. I love cooking all types of food.

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I would like a good rib and butt recipe. I can get them fairly tender but the taste just isn't there mine all right just a little to sweet. I rub ribs down with brown sugar. Then sprinkle with salt, pepper and cayenne.

When I smoke butt it's a new recipe everytime. Never happy with it.

Can cook most anything. Fairly decent with kids, and should be since I am primarily a stay home dad.

mckeddie said:

Since my wife got her hip replaced, I can masturbation like a mother ****er. And now that she got me a shake weight, I'm in the process of honing my skills to do it 7x's faster, just like the box says. :****:

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Not great at anything buy making my wife mad at me for saying things that I think are hilarious, she does not.

Lol awesome ^^^

I wrote a book and then erased it. I felt really arrogant after I proof read it.

I can do a lot of things. God has truly blessed me.

Most of all though I enjoy being the best husband and daddy I can be.

blacksheep10 said:

Not great at anything buy making my wife mad at me for saying things that I think are hilarious, she does not.

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Mine gets mad cause I will start laughing at my own jokes that are funny as crap to me and my buddies. She says "if your gonna laugh at your own jokes at least make them funny".

Professional lovemaker

Weld like a mofo

Pretty good at drawing
Like to fight, don't know if I'm good at it though. :****:

Shoot like a mofo from a long way off

Yardwork like a messican
Thought I was a ****in badass at Call of Duty til my ten year old showed me what damn time it was.

kmcminn said:

I would like a good rib and butt recipe. I can get them fairly tender but the taste just isn't there mine all right just a little to sweet. I rub ribs down with brown sugar. Then sprinkle with salt, pepper and cayenne.

When I smoke butt it's a new recipe everytime. Never happy with it.

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Ribs
Shoulder
Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Stuffed Shrimp

pretty damn good at cooking. used to do cooking comps back in the day. pretty good mechanic and fabricating stuff. decent at wood work ( atleast I hope since I have half the flooring ripped out if my house at the moment) and damn good beer drinker!! and x10 on pissing the wife off :****:

Used to be able to kick a football really far and that somehow got me into college. Still teach camps every summer and work with athletes in the area from time to time.
Ski raced and raced mtn bikes and was pretty decent at it. Still race in the "beer leagues" when I can.

Other than that I can drink alkyholll, cook some good food, draw dicks on peoples dirty cars, sit in a treestand and get mad at squirrels and hammer on old Toyotas like a bawzzzz.

I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

mckeddie said:

Since my wife got her hip replaced, I can masturbation like a mother ****er. And now that she got me a shake weight, I'm in the process of honing my skills to do it 7x's faster, just like the box says. :****:

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funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!!!!

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DirtRoads said:

I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

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No handlebars

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TBItoy said:

No handlebars

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I can tie a knot in a cherry stem...