35%, HaPPy BirthDay to me

[blacksheep10]

thanks for the pic rob. helluvaguy

 

[bigsilly]

Nice... Those look nice and soft. pepper.gif

 

[John Galbreath Jr.]

Nice... Those look nice and soft. pepper.gif

and warm. motorboating....

 

[bigsilly]

Ohh, got distracted by the tittaayyss. Happy birthday Kelly!!

 

[P]

Happy Bday Muh Fugga !!!! Those are built for comfort not for speed son !! pepper.gif


go give the ol lady a spankin !!

 

[1TONZR2]

Happy Birthday dude!

 

[blacksheep10]

I did scab floor joists next to my 18' deep cistern well inside my new kitchen (no ****, under the kitchen floor, there's an 1800's well. still has water in it. very "the ring" type) by myself in the 102* heat until 10 last night, so I figured tonight was break time. 11 hours in the heat is enough for today, time for STEP BROTHERS!!!!
I'm so fuggin excited, haven't been to a movie in almost a year. the last time it was $10 a ticket and I told my wife never again. Now, on weeknights they are $5 a ticket, so I'm splurging on the bday

again, those are Muchado's tittays from his ex.
my wife's aren't quite that size. Also, her tummys isn't as tight, being prego, a mom, and 31 laughing1

long story short, I get a movie, eat out and sects tonight

 

[blacksheep10]

long story short, I get a movie, eat out and sects tonight

CHECK AND MATE
no pun on the "mate" part...or was there.

little wine tipsy, but that's all good
and P, I did smack my wife on the ass hard at the movie and said you told me to. didn't go over so hot. any other ideas?

 

[wontwork]

Happy bday dude.

 

[P]

CHECK AND MATE
no pun on the "mate" part...or was there.

little wine tipsy, but that's all good
and P, I did smack my wife on the ass hard at the movie and said you told me to. didn't go over so hot. any other ideas?

Buy some ice cream and accidently drop it on her goods... then offer to lick it off

I dont know man, thats about the exstint of my class man

 

[muchado]

fuggin happy birthday man!!! I was at work on hurr so yo uknow I wasn't clickin' on it... Man that makes my **** crack up. bones that's the 5am face one u met at disney laughing1



did I just catch that yer wife is Prego? congrats on that too mayne

 

[Bones]

fuggin happy birthday man!!! I was at work on hurr so yo uknow I wasn't clickin' on it... Man that makes my **** crack up. bones that's the 5am face one u met at disney laughing1



did I just catch that yer wife is Prego? congrats on that too mayne

Yeah her face was like fright night. rockin body though.

Happy Bday Kelly. How does a fag get a chick preggers?

 

[BamaTJ]

Happy bday Kelly, I got a kick out of all your texts during the movie last night. Everytime a funny line would happen in the movie, Kelly would text it to me ;D Funny movie fo sho

 

[blacksheep10]

Happy bday Kelly, I got a kick out of all your texts during the movie last night. Everytime a funny line would happen in the movie, Kelly would text it to me ;D Funny movie fo sho

**** yeah, that **** had me rolling. I had to text one of the only other people I know that does most of his verbal communication with movie quotes. laughing1

 

[CheapJ7]

did I just catch that yer wife is Prego? congrats on that too mayne

Is this fact....

 

[blacksheep10]

Pull out every chance you get if not on the once daily
FACT

 

[Bones]

Pull out every chance you get if not on the once daily
FACT

Once daily regimin still cracks me up. Asked my girl if she was on the ODR and she looked at me funny, then said she just started back after we started bumpin uglies......this was two weeks into this and I just got done ridin bareback and pullin out....All I could hear in my head was Jim Carey in Dumb n Dumber....CRIIIIIPES!

bled out this week so I was thankful

 

[blacksheep10]

Once daily regimin still cracks me up. Asked my girl if she was on the ODR and she looked at me funny, then said she just started back after we started bumpin uglies......this was two weeks into this and I just got done ridin bareback and pullin out....All I could hear in my head was Jim Carey in Dumb n Dumber....CRIIIIIPES!

bled out this week so I was thankful

always a good feeling. maybe that's why I liked having sex on the rag, it meant I wasn't a dad laughing1

 

[muchado]

above two posts have me sitting here crying.. that **** ain't right but it's ****in hillarious laughing1

 

[Bones]

Kelly and I are classy like that