f you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
