patooyee
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I love my wife dearly, don't know what I would do without her. But sometimes she, or really women in general, just do some weird-ass **** that makes me just go WTF??
This week she lost all my jeans. No clue where they went. I had like 20 pairs, 4 of which I just bought. They're nowhere to be found in the house. We've both ransacked everywhere we could think of. And its not just the jeans that were in the laundry. It was the clean ones hanging in the closet, too. I now own 2 pairs, one that I was wearing and one that remained in the closet for some reason. WTF happens to 20 damn pairs of jeans all at once from 2 different locations?!?!?!? Its one of those things that you just have to laugh about.
Another one: Her dad needed to get rid of a refrigerator and she wanted it to put in our garage. I told her we didn't need it, had nothing to put in it. But she HAD to have it. Its been there for a month plugged in now with not a damn thing in it. Here's the kicker ... its plugged into a GFI that is the first stop in the circuit for our bathroom outlets. The fridge sucks up enough juice to where it will run but anything else at all trips the GFI. If it were me I would just unplug the fridge that has nothing in it and is just wasting energy and heating up the garage. NOPE! woman-logic dictates that she now goes to a different room to blow-dry her hair and use the straightener since the outlets are on a different circuit that doesn't trip a GFI. So she'll be in the living room sitting on the couch doing her hair without a mirror just so the empty fridge can heat up the garage.
Women are bat-**** crazy.
This week she lost all my jeans. No clue where they went. I had like 20 pairs, 4 of which I just bought. They're nowhere to be found in the house. We've both ransacked everywhere we could think of. And its not just the jeans that were in the laundry. It was the clean ones hanging in the closet, too. I now own 2 pairs, one that I was wearing and one that remained in the closet for some reason. WTF happens to 20 damn pairs of jeans all at once from 2 different locations?!?!?!? Its one of those things that you just have to laugh about.
Another one: Her dad needed to get rid of a refrigerator and she wanted it to put in our garage. I told her we didn't need it, had nothing to put in it. But she HAD to have it. Its been there for a month plugged in now with not a damn thing in it. Here's the kicker ... its plugged into a GFI that is the first stop in the circuit for our bathroom outlets. The fridge sucks up enough juice to where it will run but anything else at all trips the GFI. If it were me I would just unplug the fridge that has nothing in it and is just wasting energy and heating up the garage. NOPE! woman-logic dictates that she now goes to a different room to blow-dry her hair and use the straightener since the outlets are on a different circuit that doesn't trip a GFI. So she'll be in the living room sitting on the couch doing her hair without a mirror just so the empty fridge can heat up the garage.
Women are bat-**** crazy.
