funny sayings??

[jthacker29]

Fits like a finger in a butthole.

 

[D-Reynolds]

Damn she looks like a can of biscuits exploded !

 

[blzrgb]

Dangerous as shittin off a bluff.

 

[mrtoddb]

Take a deep seat and a far away look and let er rip!
8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy!

 

[pogue422]

Shes so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road
This foods so good it'd make a bulldog hug a house cat
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention

 

[BennyV]

im ten pounds of **** in a five pound bag! :****:

 

[pogue422]

You surprised Clark?...surprised? I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet

 

[rockklimer]

You are the type of guy that sits in the bath tub and farts and tries to bite at the bubble.

 

[rockklimer]

She is so fine I would eat the peanuts out of her ass.

 

[Captn Ron]

Days like today I wish Daddy would have rolled over and shot me on the rug.

 

[TacomaJD]

I can cum a mater can full.

 

[mrtoddb]

Dicks so hard a cat couldn't scratch it!

 

[mrtoddb]

That girls got pair o tits like a balcony you could do Shakespeare off of!

 

[Bama zuk]

Dicks so hard a cat couldn't scratch it!

Or
Dicks,so hard ya couldn't turn the skin on it with a pipe wrench

 

[Bama zuk]

Panties are not the greatest thing in the world ,but their right next to it! :****:

 

[erok131]

its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits :****:

 

[TacomaJD]

Havin' whiskey **** is like trying to push a chain....

 

[zjtrey]

gay as aids

 

[TacomaJD]

gay as aids

I say that **** all the time lol


"I like you bout as much as I'd like to have a bad case of aids."

 

[fordcontraption01]

Madder than a mashed cat
Speed kills buy a chevy and live forever