Mall ninjas

[vanguard]

I found this link on a gun forum. I can't tell if any of them are serious but my suspicion is that the original poster is and everybody else is just having fun. It's pretty long but I literally laughed out loud a few times.

Here are some of the better quotes:
"I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."
"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. "
"I will always fondly remember the days of mall security, the expressions on the thankful patrons you saved from certain molestation in the mall bathrooms. The look of pain in the drooling face of the shoplifter you just choke-holded to unconciousness."

Enjoy
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[InDaShop]

Lot of reading but I caught most of it. Thats some funny ****. I totally picture some whiny little pimple faced kid that has watched the shoot out scene in HEAT a few too many times.