onepieceatatime
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Wish I had time to list all my favorite quotes from Lonesome Dove.
Wish I had time to list all my favorite quotes from Lonesome Dove.
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Beerj
Sonzabitches!
Bob had bitch tits
jeeptj99
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Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. ****, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!
You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!
Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
Donny from Gone in 60 Seconds was a good one. No idea why I liked that movie so much I guess it's the cars.
You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!
Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
Donny from Gone in 60 Seconds was a good one. No idea why I liked that movie so much I guess it's the cars.
4truggy
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No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
matth_85
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^^This...
And:
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.
Also, about 85% of Super Troopers. I refer to it in daily conversation I think.
You my boy blue -old school
A lot of good one liners from Joe Dirt too.
There are tons. I rattle off movie lines all the time.
chopperdonk said:
^^This...
And:
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.
Also, about 85% of Super Troopers. I refer to it in daily conversation I think.
You my boy blue -old school
A lot of good one liners from Joe Dirt too.
There are tons. I rattle off movie lines all the time.
jeeptj99
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Don't you go dying on me!!
pholmann
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Almost anything from Christmas Vacation, but this one in particular.
"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey **** he is!!! Halleluah!! Holy ****!! Where's the Tylenol??"
"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey **** he is!!! Halleluah!! Holy ****!! Where's the Tylenol??"
grcthird
Birmingham, AL
Well, bye. 
Say when.
If you don't like tombstone, then something is wrong with you.
Say when.
If you don't like tombstone, then something is wrong with you.
jayphizzle
Junk Wheeler
"Is that Steven Foster?"
"Pardon me?"
"You know, The Camptown Ladies, Old Dog Trey, Steven stinkin' Foster!"
"No, it's Nocturnes,Op.9, you know, Frederic ****in Chopin!"
Doc was the man!
(not 100% about the names, but you get the picture)
"Pardon me?"
"You know, The Camptown Ladies, Old Dog Trey, Steven stinkin' Foster!"
"No, it's Nocturnes,Op.9, you know, Frederic ****in Chopin!"
Doc was the man!
(not 100% about the names, but you get the picture)
TheViking
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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man has quite a few classics.
"Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool"
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man has quite a few classics.
"Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool"
jta
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Not a movie but still a pretty good one
poolman
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Tombstone is my all time favorite movie, without question.
" Weeellll I didn't think you had it in ya. I'm ya huckleberry....... why Johnny Ringo, , you look like somebody just walked over your grave....Fights not with you Holiday. ..... I beg the differ sir, we started a game we never got to finish, play for blood remember..... I was just fooling about. . I wasn't
Yes I've watched that movie to many times but it kicks :Joc:
" Weeellll I didn't think you had it in ya. I'm ya huckleberry....... why Johnny Ringo, , you look like somebody just walked over your grave....Fights not with you Holiday. ..... I beg the differ sir, we started a game we never got to finish, play for blood remember..... I was just fooling about. . I wasn't
Yes I've watched that movie to many times but it kicks :Joc:
5BrothersFabrication
Zzzzz....
My favorite movie, just as quotable as Pulp Fiction-
Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
You brought the ****in' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. He's not taking your ****ing turn, Dude.
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
I am the walrus.
You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** DON'T ****ING ROLL!
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Thank you, Donny.
Also, let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
You brought the ****in' Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a ****ing beer. He's not taking your ****ing turn, Dude.
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
I am the walrus.
You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** DON'T ****ING ROLL!
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Thank you, Donny.
Also, let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
L
lowbudgetjunk
Guest
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke
Today … is Christmas! There will be a magic show at 0930! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Spent Christmas and New Years on Parris Island in the year of our Lord 1999. I actually watched Full Metal Jacket on Christmas Day on Parris Island. ****ed **** up ever since. Probably should use thy brain more often, but Arkansas beckons to swap punches to the noggin and I do offer up concussions to show Alabama's 49th in education for a reason....thanks Craig, turbo and Mississippi Cush/Brad/Santa for not making us last
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC! You should do a story about me sometime!
Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cause I'm so ****ing good! That ain't no **** neither. I done got me 157 dead Gooks killed and fifty water buffalo too! Them are all certified.
Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much! Ha ha! Ain't war Hell?
Above and below should be combined. Duality exists, but only inside the head of men. Some animals I spent time with thought more like the gunner. I have kids now and rethink a lot of actions I chose when I did not have to answer to such a higher authority. I was taught Die MotherFucker, Die.....then you release the butterflies on said machine gun....rinse and repeat til all are dead.
Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Joker: A peace symbol, sir!
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember, sir!
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to kill", sir!
Colonel: You write "born to kill" on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir!
Colonel: What is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir!
Colonel: You don't know very much, do you?
Joker: No, sir!
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you!
Joker: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir!
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir!
Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir!
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Then how 'bout getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hard-ball world, son. We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over!
Joker: [salutes] Aye-aye, sir!
Today … is Christmas! There will be a magic show at 0930! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Spent Christmas and New Years on Parris Island in the year of our Lord 1999. I actually watched Full Metal Jacket on Christmas Day on Parris Island. ****ed **** up ever since. Probably should use thy brain more often, but Arkansas beckons to swap punches to the noggin and I do offer up concussions to show Alabama's 49th in education for a reason....thanks Craig, turbo and Mississippi Cush/Brad/Santa for not making us last
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC! You should do a story about me sometime!
Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cause I'm so ****ing good! That ain't no **** neither. I done got me 157 dead Gooks killed and fifty water buffalo too! Them are all certified.
Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much! Ha ha! Ain't war Hell?
Above and below should be combined. Duality exists, but only inside the head of men. Some animals I spent time with thought more like the gunner. I have kids now and rethink a lot of actions I chose when I did not have to answer to such a higher authority. I was taught Die MotherFucker, Die.....then you release the butterflies on said machine gun....rinse and repeat til all are dead.
Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Joker: A peace symbol, sir!
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember, sir!
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to kill", sir!
Colonel: You write "born to kill" on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir!
Colonel: What is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir!
Colonel: You don't know very much, do you?
Joker: No, sir!
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you!
Joker: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir!
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir!
Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir!
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Then how 'bout getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hard-ball world, son. We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over!
Joker: [salutes] Aye-aye, sir!
DirtMonkey
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Well 5 Bros beat me to the punch on The Big Lebowski quotes –great movie!!
Here's some of my favs...I could add some great South Park quotes, but that would require at least 3 pages...
Deadwood, Al Swearingen quotes:
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
I'd rather try touching the moon than take on a whore's thinking
Advance the subject or pick up a broom.
Say what you're gonna say or prepare for eternal ****ing silence.
Of course, truth is, as a base of operations, you cannot beat a ****ing saloon.
Step Brothers:
"Why are you so sweaty?" — Dale "I was watching Cops." — Brennan
"You know what gets my **** hard? Helping out my friends." — Derek
"I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines." — Brennan
"Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one. Go!" — Dale
"Dad, what are you doing? It's 'Shark Week'!" — Dale
"Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can't even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." — Dale
"You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." — Dale
"I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina." — Alice
"Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can't even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." — Dale
"This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn." — Dale
"You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed ****." — Brennan
"I manage a baseball team -Oh, little league? - Fantasy league."
"Its the ****ing Catalina wine mixer"
Old School!
Frank the Tank -Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Mitch -True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Here's some of my favs...I could add some great South Park quotes, but that would require at least 3 pages...
Deadwood, Al Swearingen quotes:
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
I'd rather try touching the moon than take on a whore's thinking
Advance the subject or pick up a broom.
Say what you're gonna say or prepare for eternal ****ing silence.
Of course, truth is, as a base of operations, you cannot beat a ****ing saloon.
Step Brothers:
"Why are you so sweaty?" — Dale "I was watching Cops." — Brennan
"You know what gets my **** hard? Helping out my friends." — Derek
"I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines." — Brennan
"Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one. Go!" — Dale
"Dad, what are you doing? It's 'Shark Week'!" — Dale
"Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can't even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." — Dale
"You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." — Dale
"I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina." — Alice
"Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can't even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." — Dale
"This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn." — Dale
"You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed ****." — Brennan
"I manage a baseball team -Oh, little league? - Fantasy league."
"Its the ****ing Catalina wine mixer"
Old School!
Frank the Tank -Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Mitch -True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
