funny sayings??

[rockkrusher]

that girl has an onion booty,looks so good it will make your eyes water. Its colder than a well diggers ass

 

[Joc]

My grandpaw always says.

Ought N ought and 8's a figure. All the money comes to this here :afro:

 

[locnrol]

Hotter than a blistered ***** in a pepper patch.

Useless as a broke **** dog.

 

[rockkrusher]

hotter than a :afro: on election day

 

[rockkrusher]

hotter than a :afro: on election day

my bad its (Sweatin like a :afro: on election day

 

[hotshot]

**** the bed

 

[Rescue1]

Well just FAWK me!

 

[doctordick]

Well just FAWK me!

Ol girlfriend usta say "well just fawk me pink"

 

[Rescue1]

Ol girlfriend usta say "well just fawk me pink"

I like it when they talk dirty to me!

 

[smurfy90]

**** the bed

Good job mailbox bobby!

 

[doctordick]

I heard this AM that blondes and aggies are telling Rick Perry jokes.

 

[grcthird]

Hooker is like a Little Caesar's pizza, hot and ready for $5.

Cleaner than a pig's rib at a :afro: barbque.

 

[T.K.]

Jumping up and down like a :afro: short stop.
Happy as a fag with a satchel full of peckers.

 

[gas pedal]

You'd rather jerk off a mountain lion with a fist full of cocka borrows than **** with me.
That smells like wolf *****.
Driving a FORD is kinda like kissing your cousin it feels good but you dont want to tell anyboby about it

 

[Rescue1]

Driving a FORD is kinda like kissing your cousin it feels good but you dont want to tell anyboby about it

 

[doctordick]

Moped girl: Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
Coyote girl: so ugly you'd chew your own leg off to get away from her.

 

[Fire Freak]

your uglier than a barrel of smashed assholes

 

[braggf150]

You gonna believe me or yo lying Ass eyes

 

[Jep72m]

Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.

 

[deerman70]

THAT SMELLS LIKE TUNA *****!!!!
YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE TWO BUZZARD NUTS!!!!