funny sayings??

[ridered3]

You are dumber than a bucket full of hair!

Are you going to believe what you see or what I tell you?

 

[yjwrangler95]

taker easy, if shes easy taker twice

dumb as a box of rocks

She has a face on her only her mother could love

uglier than hommade sin

like a german virgin, good-n-tite

big hands- well hung like a fat finger lesbian.

 

[Fire Freak]

dumber than a bag of hammers come in there like a bitting sow hang in there like a rust fish hook if your brains was gas it wouldnt be enough to put in a piss ants motorcycle and run around a BB

 

[ridered3]

I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!

 

[wontwork]

I need to go wash my **** scratchers before we eat.

 

[braggf150]

I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!

unless I was pissing gas

 

[Rescue1]

So stupid they could tear up a anvil with a loaf of bread! ( or a rubber hammer!)

 

[monkey54]

i know that guy :****:

 

[blacksheep10]

crowbar in a sandpile was what dad told me...about me.

 

[GUNNIN]

Hotter than four foxes ****ing in a forrest fire!

Sore as an apes ass!
So hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound **** waggon.

She is so ugly she could run a pride of lions off a dead elephant carcos.
Like brill cream, a little dab will do you.

 

[TacomaJD]

Hotter than four foxes ****ing in a forrest fire!

Sore as an apes ass!
So hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound **** waggon.

She is so ugly she could run a pride of lions off a dead elephant carcos.
Like brill cream, a little dab will do you.

Ain't read all the pages to this thread...so sorry if I repost. But here's a few...

"Boy, you could **** up a steel ball"


And straight from Julio...
"I,m madd enough to eat nails and **** ice cream right now."

 

[grcthird]

Hanging out like a fat chick in a bikini.
Looser than porn star *****.

 

[draggbody]

i tell ben all the time that "he could tear up a steel ball in a rubber room"

 

[Bama zuk]

Hungrier than a hostage.

 

[Bama zuk]

Don't try and venture out into something new by being a smart ass, stick to what you do best being a dumb ass.

 

[gas pedal]

Go outside and practice falling down, I will be out in a minute.

 

[T.K.]

You park like a fat :afro: at a free barbque

Pantyhampster

Guiniewhistle

Poonanny

Bungerhole

Poopshoot

Working like a :afro: late on child support

 

[benfowler87]

Are you ****in high???

 

[fordcontraption01]

Whisker biscuit
higher than horses ****in
dumber than a coal bucket
Tighter than dicks hatband
Ill knock you in the middle of next week
Say hello to stupid

 

[doctordick]

An old man told me that he grew up so poor that all the girls in his town wore underwear made from flour sacks. He said their cooches tasted like biscuits.