semi funny joke

[blacksheep10]

go it in a text, not terribly funny. add olther jokes in replies, or mock me, whichever makes you feel good

guy comes in to rob a bank. after he gets the money he turns to go and asks the first guy next to him, "you see anything?"

guy says "yeah"

shoots him dead.

comes up to a couple, "did you see anything?"

guy, "no, but my wife sure did"

 

[kid rok]

what did the guy say when he walked into the bar?


































OUCH. LMFAO

 

[blacksheep10]

I thought that a guy walks into a bar, the next 2 ducked



a giraffe walk into a bar and says "highballs on me"

 

[CheapJ7]

How do u catch a squirrel....











Climb a tree N act like a Nut... laughing1

 

[POPS58]

Man talks his company into givn them a company BBQ.The boss said he wanted a big hole in the ground and a pig that weighed exactlly 25 puonds.Man goes out in the country and stoped at the farmers to buy a pig.Told the farmer that it had to weigh 25 lbs.The farmer picked one up and held it by the tail in his mouth.Told the man it weighs 25 lbs.Man said thats crazy you can't do that.Farmer told him his father and father before him has allways weighed pigs that way.Farmer asked the man if his son could do it to prove it was right.Tha son picked the pig up and put its tail in his mouth and said it weighs 25 lbs.Man said no way.Farmer asked would he belive his wife.Man said he reckon so.Farmer told his son to go get his mother.Short time later the son returned without his mother.Farmer said where is your mother?Son said it would be a while before his mother could come because she was weighing the post man.

 

[HimpyJimpy]

A man gets three wishes from a genie. The genie warns him that what he wishes his wife will get double.

First wish he wishes for one million dollars. Poof he gets one mill and his wife gets two.

Second wish he wishes for a badass vacation home. Poof he gets a beach house and his wife gets two.

After thinking for a while, the man says, "I want to be scared half to death!"

 

[cash talks]

a dad asked his son on his 14th birthday what he wants. boy says he wants a mickey mouse outfit. dad gets pissed and buys him a motorcycle. on the boys 16th birthday dad asks what he wants. the son replies that he wants a mickey mouse outfit. in disgust, dad buys him a convertible. on the boys 18th birthday, dad asks what he wants, once again he says he wants a mickey mouse outfit. the dad rushed out and bought up the dirty thirty racing team

 

[P]

Everyone knows that racing team went bankrupt and never existed laughing1

 

[blacksheep10]

a dad asked his son on his 14th birthday what he wants. boy says he wants a mickey mouse outfit. dad gets pissed and buys him a motorcycle. on the boys 16th birthday dad asks what he wants. the son replies that he wants a mickey mouse outfit. in disgust, dad buys him a convertible. on the boys 18th birthday, dad asks what he wants, once again he says he wants a mickey mouse outfit. the dad rushed out and bought up the dirty thirty racing team

beauty of that joke......any tool can be the punch line